Tate

An art gallery in London, now in two parts The Tate on the Embankment and The Tate Modern in a converted power station at Bankside.

I'm going down the Tate to soak up some culture.

by black flag May 31, 2004

pixie

Small maelevelent house elf. Originally from the cornish folk law creature Piskie. Now a feral creature in most houses occupied by stoners. They like to 'borrow' vital stuff like fag papers (thats the English fag, ie cigarete and ain't intended to be homophobic). At times when you most need them and return the said items when you don't.

Your turn to skin up pal.

I would if I could but the pixies have knicked my rizlers.

by black flag June 01, 2004

scrumpy

A very potent type of rough cider. Normally associated with South West England, although the county of Kent also produces some good stuff. A good scrumpy normally has an alcohol content of atleast 7% by volume, be full of semi liquid apple pulp and taste like appley vinegar. It is suprisingly refreshing and can be consumed in vast quantities; providing the drinker does not want to use his legs for the next five hours. Was often given to wurzels in lieu of payment by landowners in an attempt to keep the works complient.

"Arrrrgghhhr yoouzzsh moi bessshhtisss mate yoush are." (a phrase often heard from the lips of scrumpy drinkers.)

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

incest

The way the British royal family keeps itself German.

It is illegal for any member of the British family to marry anyone who isn't a blood relative. (Thanks to the 'Royal marriage act' of 1716) Even lady diana was a distant cousin.

by black flag July 14, 2004

karaoke

A painful form of 'entertainment' only to be attempted when very, very, very drunk. (see also tribute band)

Big John needs a good 8 pints before he is in the mood to murder Hotel California

by black flag June 02, 2004

calamity James

The England football teams first choice keeper. So called for his uncanny ability to play faultlessly for 89 minutes of a match and have a 1 minute nightmare sometime during the second half where will make a series of schoolboy errors which may or may not loose his side the game.

He is the number one cause of stress, panic and hairloss amoungst English football fans

England v France. Euro 2004, three minutes into injury time...

Need I say more?

by black flag June 27, 2004

charlies

UK slang
1) Womens Breasts
2) {new usage} Bushy eyebrows. Named after the bushy eyebrows worn by Charlie in the UK pop band Busted.

Have you met ----? Shes got both types of charlies!!!

by black flag May 29, 2004