black Flag's definitions

USS Cole

UK slang

A ship that's got a hole in it.

3 degrees to starboard helmsman we don't wanna be a USS Cole do we?

by black flag June 2, 2004

moo

UK slang - London

A mildly offensive term of abuse normally directed at the wife. Used in conjunction with words like daft, stupid, silly etc. Popularised by the Alf Garnet characture in the sitcom 'Til Death Do Us Part'

"You silly moo"

by black flag May 29, 2004

LB&SCR

London Brighton and South Coast Railway.
Founded in 1851 and incorporated into the Southern Railway in 1923

The LB&SCR's London terminus was Victoria Station

by black flag June 2, 2004

coupling

Hit UK TV show, that flopped when remade stateside. Proof that humour is on the whole non-exportable.

"The plot of Lesbian spank inferno?
Well, there is these five lesbian film makers who decide to hold a competion to see who can make the best.. er art film. So they show each other the films and the loser gets err... spanked."

"They all get spanked in that one don't they"

"Err thats right they decide that to spank just one is discrimatory, so they decide they... all... need a.... spanking..."

"You've been watching porn again haven't you?"

"Oh god yes I am so sorry!!!!"
(Series 2 episode 3)

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

Oval

A cricket ground in South London

Surrey Play at the Oval

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

Doing A Louis

A morning routine that involved rolling a joint upon waking, picking up a newspaper and sitting on the toilet for a miniumum of 45 minutes whilst getting your head together for a new day.

Coined from the jazz Legend Louis Armstrong who made this routine popular.

Good morning love, if anyone calls I'm doing a Louis.

by black flag June 6, 2004

skullbuggery

The act of deep throating a male member during oral sex.

I popped up to Bristol last week, pulled this bint and took her out back for a spot of Skullbuggery

by Black Flag February 14, 2004