Doing A Louis

A morning routine that involved rolling a joint upon waking, picking up a newspaper and sitting on the toilet for a miniumum of 45 minutes whilst getting your head together for a new day.

Coined from the jazz Legend Louis Armstrong who made this routine popular.

Good morning love, if anyone calls I'm doing a Louis.

by black flag June 06, 2004

USS Cole

UK slang

A ship that's got a hole in it.

3 degrees to starboard helmsman we don't wanna be a USS Cole do we?

by black flag June 02, 2004

Axis of evil

UK (Bristol) usage:-

The colaboration between Community at Heart, Bristol City Council and Government Offices South West. A bunch of foul, evil, rightwing, misbegotten, inbred, self serving, mindless officials; who are hell bent on destroying the local community in Barton Hill and it's environment.

Mcdadeism is a fine example of the axis of evil at it's worse.

by black flag June 24, 2004

jingoism

Blind patriotism, a my country right or wrong attitude towards other nations and ideologies. Prevelent in certain sections of US and UK society

'jingoism is the bind of real democracy and a grave threat to the peace and stability of the world'
(Peter Boulton - 1997)

by black flag May 30, 2004

Tate

An art gallery in London, now in two parts The Tate on the Embankment and The Tate Modern in a converted power station at Bankside.

I'm going down the Tate to soak up some culture.

by black flag May 31, 2004

pixie

Small maelevelent house elf. Originally from the cornish folk law creature Piskie. Now a feral creature in most houses occupied by stoners. They like to 'borrow' vital stuff like fag papers (thats the English fag, ie cigarete and ain't intended to be homophobic). At times when you most need them and return the said items when you don't.

Your turn to skin up pal.

I would if I could but the pixies have knicked my rizlers.

by black flag June 01, 2004

scrumpy

A very potent type of rough cider. Normally associated with South West England, although the county of Kent also produces some good stuff. A good scrumpy normally has an alcohol content of atleast 7% by volume, be full of semi liquid apple pulp and taste like appley vinegar. It is suprisingly refreshing and can be consumed in vast quantities; providing the drinker does not want to use his legs for the next five hours. Was often given to wurzels in lieu of payment by landowners in an attempt to keep the works complient.

"Arrrrgghhhr yoouzzsh moi bessshhtisss mate yoush are." (a phrase often heard from the lips of scrumpy drinkers.)

by Black Flag May 28, 2004