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Man Overboard

When one of the beads on a string of anal beads is "missing" after pulling the string out of someone's butt.
She gave me a Lawn Mower and there was a Man Overboard.
by bjmike January 15, 2010
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Old TV

A funny sexual position where the man moves the woman's elevated and outstretched legs as though he is trying different orientations for an old-time TV antenna.
The "Old TV" position made them laugh like crazy, but it never did help the TV picture.
by bjmike March 22, 2010
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Jackson Pollock

When a person vomits and it results in a wild abstract pattern on the ground, wall or floor.
He had some bad clams and vomited a huge Jackson Pollock on the wall.
by bjmike February 10, 2010
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envelope

A sexual technique where the penis is licked from one end to the other, along the side, with rapid tongue movement similar to licking an envelope.

Similar to corn on the cob, but the lips are not pressed to the penis.
Before she blew me last night, she did the harmonica, the ice cream cone, and the envelope on my cock
by bjmike November 7, 2010
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Full Spider Monkey

A challenging sexual position where the man enters the woman doggy style, then moves his legs outside her flanks, then raises his knees and places his feet flat on the bed or floor. Maximum penetration can be achieved this way, more than doggy. It can also be hard on the man's legs to maintain this position for any length of time.

It is also sometimes called 'Bulldog' or 'Spider Monkey,' but the latter term can be confused with 'Half Spider Monkey' wherein the man puts only one foot flat on the bed/floor, and the other leg's knee rests on the floor, as in regular doggy.
I wanted to go as deep in her as possible from doggy style, so I switched to Full Spider Monkey.

I've been working on my legs at the gym, so it's no problem to do Full Spider Monkey for a long time. It's our favorite position now.
by bjmike November 29, 2012
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Reverse Pile Driver

A sexual position similar to Pile Driver, but the giver pivots 180 degrees so that he is no longer facing the receiver.
They had tried the Pile Driver position, but wanted something a little different, so they tried the Reverse Pile Driver position and loved it.
by bjmike April 27, 2010
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Harmonica

When a woman (or man) moves both of her(his) lips along the length of the shaft of a man's penis, simulating the playing of a harmonica.
Before she sucked my cock, she gave me a killer harmonica!
by bjmike January 14, 2010
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