bjmike's definitions

Reverse Pile Driver

A sexual position similar to Pile Driver, but the giver pivots 180 degrees so that he is no longer facing the receiver.

They had tried the Pile Driver position, but wanted something a little different, so they tried the Reverse Pile Driver position and loved it.

by bjmike April 27, 2010

oral sex

The erotic spoken portion of sex, when sex partners express sounds, grunts, words, phrases or questions. The volume can range from whispers to screams. Just about anything that is said during sex can be considered oral sex.

These utterances usually are expressions of pleasure or commands to do a certain act.

Oral sex usually contains the word "fuck", but "shit" is also popular.

Oral sex falls into four categories: general fuck expressions, expressions of pleasure, commands and questions.

1. (general fuck expressions)
Fuck me!
Fuck me harder!
Shit yeah!
Fuck it!
Fuck yeah!
It feels so (fucking) good!
Shit! or Shiiiiiiit!
etc.

2. (grunts/expressions of pleasure)
Oh
Ah
Uu
Uh
Mm
Ya
Oh Yeah!
etc.

3. (commands)
Suck that (fucking) dick/cock!
Lick (suck) my (fucking) balls!
Get it all!
Right there!
Fuck my hole!
Harder!
Open that (fucking) pussy!
Give me that (fucking) pussy!
Fuck my dick/cock!
Pull my hair!
Suck my tits!
Pinch my nipples!
Sit on that (fucking) dick/cock!
Jerk that dick (cock)etc.
etc.

4. (questions)
You like that (fucking) dick/cock?
You like that tight (fucking) pussy?
You like that shit, baby?
You like sucking that big (fucking) dick/cock?
You want that (fucking) cum in your mouth? (on your tits/face)?
etc.

1. She gave me fantastic oral sex, but probably not the kind you're thinking of.

2. Her oral sex was so loud, I thought it would wake the neighbors!

by bjmike January 26, 2010

Harmonica

When a woman (or man) moves both of her(his) lips along the length of the shaft of a man's penis, simulating the playing of a harmonica.

Before she sucked my cock, she gave me a killer harmonica!

by bjmike January 14, 2010

Marcel Marceau

The result of cumming on a woman's face, making her resemble the famous mime. Best performed with an epic first load.

Last night I blasted her with an epic first load and turned her into Marcel Marceau!

by bjmike September 18, 2017

Jackson Pollock

When a person vomits and it results in a wild abstract pattern on the ground, wall or floor.

He had some bad clams and vomited a huge Jackson Pollock on the wall.

by bjmike February 10, 2010

vowels

The vowel-like sounds that a person makes during sex to express their pleasure. Some examples:

ah
oh
uuuu
uh
eeee
eh

As soon as we started fucking, she started the vowels.

by bjmike February 6, 2010

Man Overboard

When one of the beads on a string of anal beads is "missing" after pulling the string out of someone's butt.

She gave me a Lawn Mower and there was a Man Overboard.

by bjmike January 15, 2010