6 definitions by bjc/arc

Vintard

Vintard - the term given to an older person who is acting in a retarded manner

That old man is such a vintard

by bjc/arc May 25, 2011

Vintard

Old aged vintage retard

While degrading an elderly person "You are such a vintard."

by bjc/arc May 17, 2011

Pubearty

The stage of a mans life when he starts growing hair in unusually places - namely, the ears

Now that I have turned 40 I have noticed that I am growing extra hair in special places, the ears .... its official, I have finally reached pubearty

by bjc/arc April 11, 2012

Texessive

every thing is bigger in Texas in an excessive way

the 'every thing in Texas is bigger' motto has gotten so excessive now that it can only be described as Texessive

by bjc/arc December 3, 2011

Outappropriate

When a womans breasts are predominately exposed while wearing her clothes

A young woman with ample breasts which were very-much on show walked past myself and my friend. He commented that her clothes were inappropriate ..... no theyre not, tits like that on display, thats 'outappropriate'

by bjc/arc June 19, 2016

Poo Turn

After leaving the house, one realises that they need to quickly return to do a poo

I left for work this morning and had to perform a poo turn........ turn around and head home to do a poo

by bjc/arc July 6, 2015