Definitions by bitchboysaga6969

i dont masturbate 

a common phrase used by shy adolescents that most likely do masturbate but are obviously shy

"what the heck, i dont masturbate, thats so weird of you to think that"

"mk martha"

i dont masturbate by bitchboysaga6969 January 25, 2021

lmao

you are most likely not laughing your ass off but this phrase is usually used in awkward situations and or for sarcasm or to express something funny

"lmao...my mom's picking me up, bye."
"lmao your so funny i cant even live hahhaahahhahaahhhh"
"lmao, thats some real shit, im deaddd"

lmao by bitchboysaga6969 January 20, 2021

fUCKKK 

your most definitely going to say this when you get fucked for the first tiime

"FUCKKK MARTIN, THAT FEELS SOOO GOOD AAAAH"

fUCKKK by bitchboysaga6969 January 20, 2021

urbandictionary 

a sad platform where everything is sexualized, 11 year olds think its swagg, this is the reason you have trust issues, where broke middle school drop outs hang out.

"i was up all night writing urbandictionary definitions! im like literally so swagg B)"

urbandictionary by bitchboysaga6969 November 24, 2020

white parents 

the only ever parents that will listen to you curse at them and say sorry after, get you everything you want, and come to those afterschool school shenanigans.

"BROOO, EMILY'S WHITE PARENTS JUST GOT HER A MERCEDES!!!"

white parents by bitchboysaga6969 November 24, 2020

stepbro 

a phrase that is very much sexualized and meaning incest.

"Stepbro, I'm stuck in the dishwasher, help!" "Coming!"

stepbro by bitchboysaga6969 November 23, 2020

Emaan 

a really funny and litty person that will always be your friend no matter what, her name is usually spelled wrong by others.

"Iman is so sexy, I'm having a boner just looking at her." "Asshole, it's Emaan, not Iman." "Sorry, bro."

Emaan by bitchboysaga6969 November 23, 2020