Definitions by biomenace
top
To top/top off:
1. To mount, fuck real fuckin hard, pin down and fuck (dominate - S&M), to be the recipient of any of this.
2. To burn, override, shut down or in any way make a fool of someone else. To out-achieve and out-do someone in effort.
3. The icing on the cake, the last straw, the end-all; where something occurs that hits your breaking point and you go fucking bucknutty.
1. To mount, fuck real fuckin hard, pin down and fuck (dominate - S&M), to be the recipient of any of this.
2. To burn, override, shut down or in any way make a fool of someone else. To out-achieve and out-do someone in effort.
3. The icing on the cake, the last straw, the end-all; where something occurs that hits your breaking point and you go fucking bucknutty.
1. Jamal: Shit dude, I fuckin TOPPED that bitch!
Jeffy: Yeah man, she looked like she was walkin funny this morning. But you shoulda seen the cow I got with last night. She was a fuckin PSYCHOBITCH!! *I* got topped off in a bad way that time.
Jamal: Harsh, dude, you are a pussy!
2. Billy: Hey Bosun, I don't like you looking at my girl, Janie, in that regard. Quit it.
Bosun: Fuck, nigga, I look at her that way cuz I was remembering the countless times I blew my cocksnot in her meathanky! *She* was tellin me how much I topped you, and this burn right *here* fuckin tops you, bitch!
Billy: You are just being not serious and an ass.
Janie: No, it's true.
3. My car broke down, I was fired, I got colorectal cancer, my stocks crashed and now I'm bankrupt, my girlfriend choked on some Jamal's cock and died, and to top it all offI HAVE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION SO I CAN'T EVEN SCREW MYSELF TO SLEEP!!
Jeffy: Yeah man, she looked like she was walkin funny this morning. But you shoulda seen the cow I got with last night. She was a fuckin PSYCHOBITCH!! *I* got topped off in a bad way that time.
Jamal: Harsh, dude, you are a pussy!
2. Billy: Hey Bosun, I don't like you looking at my girl, Janie, in that regard. Quit it.
Bosun: Fuck, nigga, I look at her that way cuz I was remembering the countless times I blew my cocksnot in her meathanky! *She* was tellin me how much I topped you, and this burn right *here* fuckin tops you, bitch!
Billy: You are just being not serious and an ass.
Janie: No, it's true.
3. My car broke down, I was fired, I got colorectal cancer, my stocks crashed and now I'm bankrupt, my girlfriend choked on some Jamal's cock and died, and to top it all offI HAVE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION SO I CAN'T EVEN SCREW MYSELF TO SLEEP!!
meathanky
meat* - hanky**
* (flesh, living or dead tissue of an animal)
** (A soft item used to discharge into, whether it be mucus from the nasal cavity, or otherwise.)
Meathanky:
The orifice of a female mammal, usually the Vagina - (pronounced Vah-jinna.)
Can be used as an accessory to a variety of witty and charming pick-up lines, customarily followed by a slap in the face, forcible entry of foreign objects to the anal sphincter, or loud physical contact of hard objects to the proposer's testicular membrane.
* (flesh, living or dead tissue of an animal)
** (A soft item used to discharge into, whether it be mucus from the nasal cavity, or otherwise.)
Meathanky:
The orifice of a female mammal, usually the Vagina - (pronounced Vah-jinna.)
Can be used as an accessory to a variety of witty and charming pick-up lines, customarily followed by a slap in the face, forcible entry of foreign objects to the anal sphincter, or loud physical contact of hard objects to the proposer's testicular membrane.
emo
Emo is often confused with Emotional Sensitivity, and is more often linked to boys then girls, because of the so very 'unmanly' manner in which an emo boy acts.
Male emotional senstivity is a guy who does not feel the urge to be a macho pea-brained asshole whos only emotion is arrogance and violent anger. A sensitive male realizes that guys can cry, and say the word 'beautiful'. They can also like flowers and admit that there are other guys out there that are hot, and do lots of other 'gay' things while completely content with their heterosexuality.
(an interesting thing about this is that it is quite ok for girls to sit on each other's lap and hug and go to the washroom together etc etc and not be considered homosexual, but if a guy strikes up a random conversation on the bus with another guy, he's a faggot.)
This being said, an EMO (short for emotional) is someone (guy or girl) who has taken the dark, evil, brooding, shadowy and mysterious genre that goes by the name of goth, and mutilated it into a subculture of whiney sniveling teenagers. An emo is someone who dresses very similar to a goth, wearing makeup and black clothes, but is easily defined often by the lopsided swooping haircut that causes them to be half blind all the time.
A goth makes you uncomfortable standing next to them on a long bus ride, and if done right are dark and creepy and cool looking. Take the band Type O Negative, for example.
View Pic: (urbandic seems to add random spaces so check before pasting into browser and remove any you see)
www.geneticdisorder.net/Rock%20On %20Web%20Photos/typeonegative.jpg
Emos most of the time have a look of eternal sorrow pasted on their face, and spend their time whining because life is so tragically devestating and heartwrenching. They cry and snivel and cut themselves to gain attention, as opposed to the noble masochistic origin of the hobby. When you see an emo you will want to puke because of how synthetically pretty and childish they look, and then drop kick them.
Emos have ruined the very normal practice that is talking about emotionally hard times to someone close.
"How are you today?"
'Well, to be honest, I feel really lonely. I sit at home more than I'd like and don't really have
(m)any friends. *shrugs apathetically*'
"zOMG... Don't be so emo..."
'...You asked how I was. I am telling you honestly how I am feeling.'
"EMO. Cry me a river... *emo tear*"
This video will familiarize you instantly to what an emo is, if you are still confused in any way: (again, remove any spaces)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JMvMzQ4Vu-8
lol
Meaning, Laugh Out Loud, but has achieved fine subtle nuances of it's own unique personality. For example:
"lol": "I am mildly amused..."
"lol!!": (the original laugh out loud excitement) "HAHA!!"
"LOL": (can be sarcastic) "Ha, yeah, no." /:|
"LOL!!": (this is very similar to other gleeful chatspeak such as lmao (laugh my ass off), and rofl (rolling on floor laughing) "WAAAAAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THAT IS FUNNY LOL!!!"
**side note: I don't use the phrase rofl as a response to something funny; rather, saying it simply makes me laugh. Try it. Say "rofl rofl rofl!!" phonetically. lol!!
"lol": "I am mildly amused..."
"lol!!": (the original laugh out loud excitement) "HAHA!!"
"LOL": (can be sarcastic) "Ha, yeah, no." /:|
"LOL!!": (this is very similar to other gleeful chatspeak such as lmao (laugh my ass off), and rofl (rolling on floor laughing) "WAAAAAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THAT IS FUNNY LOL!!!"
**side note: I don't use the phrase rofl as a response to something funny; rather, saying it simply makes me laugh. Try it. Say "rofl rofl rofl!!" phonetically. lol!!
Bobby: Dude, I pissed on my shoe in the bathroom just now... =(
Chett:lol
Bobby: Then I swore and accidentally pissed on the guy next to me... *head in hands*
Chett: lol!!
Bobby: Then he punched my face quite firmly and I collapsed into the urinal whereupon he then peed upon my whole person in totality.
Chett: LOL!!! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL ROFL ROFLMAO!
Chett:lol
Bobby: Then I swore and accidentally pissed on the guy next to me... *head in hands*
Chett: lol!!
Bobby: Then he punched my face quite firmly and I collapsed into the urinal whereupon he then peed upon my whole person in totality.
Chett: LOL!!! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL ROFL ROFLMAO!
drop zone
The area directly in front of a urinal in the men's room where there is chronically a little puddle of foul urine. This is caused by the little drops at the beginning and end of the flow that don't make it into the urinal because the guy doesn't want to stick his dick right into the dirty thing. However, the drop zone is an accepted part of the male culture, as is the default three inches from the actual urinal that you must stand in order not to pick up some disease from virtually humping the thing to avoid an addition to the drop zone. (another unfortunate result of standing too close to a urinal is splashback when your piss hits the vertical wall and deflects back at you in a hail of little drops)