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1. The act of a man intentionally wearing daisy duke swim trunks to the beach so that his distended nutsack hangs out noticeably and his pasty white balls glisten like a beacon in the sun to attract a potential mate.
1. The act of a man intentionally wearing daisy duke swim trunks to the beach so that his distended nutsack hangs out noticeably and his pasty white balls glisten like a beacon in the sun to attract a potential mate.
by billebllunt December 09, 2013
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1. A type of abortion, usually practiced in the southern united states by people of white trash decent, in which the expecting mother drinks excessive amounts of peach schnapps in order to terminate the pregnancy due to fear of bearing a mongloidal offspring and/or public ridicule.
1. A type of abortion, usually practiced in the southern united states by people of white trash decent, in which the expecting mother drinks excessive amounts of peach schnapps in order to terminate the pregnancy due to fear of bearing a mongloidal offspring and/or public ridicule.
"I've had sex with way too many of my relatives and I can't tell my mom, so I'm gonna have to drink myself a georgiabortion."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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1. Performing perverse sexual acts of depravity on store mannequins with a heightened sense of arousal from being caught.
2. A form of exhibitionism.
3. Similar to Ellen DeGeneres' Dance Dare which involves dancing behind peoples backs, mannequink entails standing next to an unsuspecting shopper and waiting for them to turn around. When they do, you vigorously grope and make out with the mannequin next to them for 5 seconds, then turn around like nothing happened before they notice.
1. Performing perverse sexual acts of depravity on store mannequins with a heightened sense of arousal from being caught.
2. A form of exhibitionism.
3. Similar to Ellen DeGeneres' Dance Dare which involves dancing behind peoples backs, mannequink entails standing next to an unsuspecting shopper and waiting for them to turn around. When they do, you vigorously grope and make out with the mannequin next to them for 5 seconds, then turn around like nothing happened before they notice.
by billebllunt December 09, 2013
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1. A term used to describe a man who has just endured a major financial hardship and is so strapped for cash that he has lost all will to live. While he may also be "broken down" emotionally, spiritually or automotively, the primary focus of the "broke" aspect in this case is monetarily. He may also be bored, listless or have a bleak outlook on life, much like a dog that has lost the ability to use his penis.
1. A term used to describe a man who has just endured a major financial hardship and is so strapped for cash that he has lost all will to live. While he may also be "broken down" emotionally, spiritually or automotively, the primary focus of the "broke" aspect in this case is monetarily. He may also be bored, listless or have a bleak outlook on life, much like a dog that has lost the ability to use his penis.
Q: "Do you see Joe crying in his beer down there?"
A: "Yeah, I'm gonna buy his next round, he looks broker than a broke dick dog."
A: "Yeah, I'm gonna buy his next round, he looks broker than a broke dick dog."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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1. A term used to describe the sexual act of two or more people playing russian roulette by means of masturbating anally with a fully loaded double barrel shotgun.
1. A term used to describe the sexual act of two or more people playing russian roulette by means of masturbating anally with a fully loaded double barrel shotgun.
"There are no winners or losers when playing shitty shitty bang bang, because the last man standing has to clean up."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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1. A term used to describe the bizarre sexual fetish of going on a safari, killing a lion, having that lion made into a rug, bringing that rug to your house, going to a bar, picking up a woman, bringing her back to your house, shagging her on the lion rug and right before climax, withdrawing and ejaculating into the lion's mouth.
1. A term used to describe the bizarre sexual fetish of going on a safari, killing a lion, having that lion made into a rug, bringing that rug to your house, going to a bar, picking up a woman, bringing her back to your house, shagging her on the lion rug and right before climax, withdrawing and ejaculating into the lion's mouth.
by billebllunt May 08, 2014
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1. A game similar to rock, paper, scissors or drawing straws, it entails 2 people using any tape of their preference, putting a piece of that tape over their eyebrow and then ripping them off simultaneously at the count of 3. Whomever has the most individual eyebrow hairs on their piece of tape wins. The person with the lesser tally has drawn the short straw and then must perform the undesirable act. The object of the game is to pull just hard enough to extract as few hairs as necessary to win without ripping off your entire eyebrow.
1. A game similar to rock, paper, scissors or drawing straws, it entails 2 people using any tape of their preference, putting a piece of that tape over their eyebrow and then ripping them off simultaneously at the count of 3. Whomever has the most individual eyebrow hairs on their piece of tape wins. The person with the lesser tally has drawn the short straw and then must perform the undesirable act. The object of the game is to pull just hard enough to extract as few hairs as necessary to win without ripping off your entire eyebrow.
"Extreme measures call for the dreaded duct tape double rochambrow."
"In a battle of the Genes, a rochambrow match between Gene Shalit and Eugene Levy could take hours worth of counting."
"In a battle of the Genes, a rochambrow match between Gene Shalit and Eugene Levy could take hours worth of counting."
by billebllunt December 15, 2013
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