bill peters's definitions

slam

(1) To one-up someone in an argument or in a put down
(2) To illegally scam by adding charges to a person’s phone bill without their permission (Slamming senior citizens is a big business in Florida)
(3) Poetry slams are highly charged get-togethers or contests in which poets and rappers exchange their works with inspired verbal presentations.
(4) Slam dancing involves wild dancing (slamming bodies and thrashing limbs) among a large group of tightly packed participants

(1) Every night John Stewart manages to slam someone in the White House
(2) Dan Snyder, owner of the Washington Redskins, made millions of dollars slamming senior citizens on the East Coast.
(3) Poetry slams attended by young people, have been a boon for the petry market.
(4) My 14-year-old daughter has been forbidden to enter mosh pits at concerts for fear that either she will get hurt by all the slamming or even ber groped.

by Bill Peters October 11, 2006

according to script

To go according to plan

How can they say the Iraq Was is not going according to script? There was no plan in the first place

by Bill Peters November 6, 2006

Edison

In BDSM, someone who is into adminstering electricity in pusuit of sexual pleasure.

Jeeeeez, look at thse Edison Brothers taking a violet wand to that poor hogtied woman.

by Bill Peters August 10, 2006

cretinous

(adj) Cretin-like, idiotic, boorish (Word found in many early 20th Cent dictionaries has enjoyed recent slang usage, especially among hackers. “Crétin” is a not entirely respected French dialectal term for a deformed or retarded person)

Brittney Spears is a cretinous poster-girl.

by Bill Peters November 11, 2006

andro-dyke

Gay slang abbreviation for “androgynous dyke.” A lesbian who is neither “lipstick” or “butch”, ie., neither overly masculine or feminine. The term "andro-look" and simply "andro" are also commonly used.

Andro-dyke self-identification can be traced to the 1970s.

by Bill Peters October 7, 2006

upholstered

Overweight, obese, tubby. May refer to a man or woman. A person who would qualify as a hippo could be refered to as being "well upholstered."

He is so upholstered that a heart attack is imminent.

by Bill Peters October 14, 2006

perv

(n) (1) Someone perceived by the speaker as being sexually obsessed or promiscuous (rarely a true pervert)
(2) A retort one uses when they think the other person is being twisted in some fashion

(1) Your little brother asked me if my breasts were real. He's such a perv.

(2)
Female: You're kind of cute.
Guy: Y'think so? Ya wanna feel my "cute?"
Female: PERV !

by Bill Peters November 11, 2006