darkie

A word commonly used to describe nigs (people with the chocolate face,or boady), most oftenly used by members of the infamous KKK and residents of t-nacle and I-mills NJ,
If anyones gonna have sex with my sister, its gon be me.
Drop the TV darkie
for more examples refer to (nig,black,spook,jiggaboo,mooncricket)
by Bill March 24, 2005
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matrix moment

Attempting to perform or succeeding in performing an act that completely defies the laws of reason, physics and humanity. Anything done on "Jack-Ass" or in the movie The Matrix. AKA...don't try this one at home kids.
....said to friend sprawled on ground in serious pain...."Dude you must have had a serious matrix moment to think you could land that jump."
by Bill November 06, 2003
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Tolkien nerd

One who has read every single Tolkien book and know every damn thing about it. And God forbid if you don't know as much as they do. They can get really nasty.
by Bill June 27, 2004
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ball spreader

A leather (sometimes of other material) device attached to the male genitals that separates the testicles and pushes them apart. Same as "ball splitter." Gay erotica.
His ball spreader must have been uncomfortable, but it kept his cock erect.
by bill November 26, 2004
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downity

If one isn't uppity, they are downity.
by Bill February 15, 2004
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son bitch

A variation of the phrase "son of a bitch", but with a southern US accent.
Skeeter, get me a beer ya son bitch.
by bill April 25, 2004
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ak

asian person. slang or racist comment
by bill December 09, 2004
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