bill's definitions

Samurai Jesus

Jesus Christ as a samurai warrior. He defined the true meaning of "the last supper" when he took on the Ninja assholes after they were done with their rice balls. Samurai Jesus is also the master of air hockey...nobody beats him.

"I challenged Samurai Jesus to a game of air hockey and he beat me like a bitch."

by Bill March 15, 2004

oc80z

oxycontin - lick & remove time release , crush opitate 80mg pill, - sniff powder , dont die. just itch.

shit man i was so jammed off those oc80z last night

by bill December 6, 2004

manties

long- legged gramma bloomers worn by a man

"these manties have a life of their own, I think the flowers are gonna sprout buds"

by Bill November 2, 2003

jib

To grind like in skateboarding on a snowboard usually on a rail or log. Jib is a category of grinds. There are others like crooked nose press, and boardslides and other shit.

Alex!, did you see me totaly jib that whole S-rail!!! It was so tight.

by bill February 7, 2003

brujo

N. a worker of sorcery. male.

I am a brujo

by bill January 12, 2004

Slam hammer

the penis

i totally ruptured my slam hammer on maggies rough aerse.

by bill June 7, 2004

Abbo in the gas tank

The only logical explanation for cars that appear to use a large amount of petrol.

Driver: Fuck man, how does my car use so much petrol.
Passenger: Eh, must be an abbo in the gas tank.

by Bill August 8, 2004