bill's definitions

cunalungus

doin the deed....
muff diving

damn i dont wanna do cunulungas on her roast beef tonight

by bill March 13, 2003

pie

the best food ever

i like pie

by bill March 19, 2003

Navy

The providers of religious, medical, and limo services to the US Marine Corps

Marine 1: This Navy chaplain gives good sermons.

Marine 2: Gotta love those Navy doctors. They save Marines' lives.

Marine 3: Well boys, we gotta go half way around the world to fight. Let's call the Navy to get us there.

by Bill October 10, 2005

escort

A sharp looking car that runs great

My 89 Ford Escort rocks

by Bill February 8, 2005

Bifro

Noun - How soon you forget when you leave, all the gloriousness that you've left behind.

After being involved in a Christmas party from years past, Jon reflects on the past with a Bifro.

by Bill August 11, 2004

Samurai Jesus

Jesus Christ as a samurai warrior. He defined the true meaning of "the last supper" when he took on the Ninja assholes after they were done with their rice balls. Samurai Jesus is also the master of air hockey...nobody beats him.

"I challenged Samurai Jesus to a game of air hockey and he beat me like a bitch."

by Bill March 15, 2004

Common Law Marriage

Common Law Marriage is defined when you live with your significant other and you get a dog together. Common Law has nothing to do with different names, joint bank accounts, or paying for bills separately.

That nigga went out and got a dog. Damn, he's common law married now.

by Bill December 6, 2004