bill's definitions

Dumb

A stupid person
A situation where you have to chew on your hand to live.
A sad person.

Jack:"Your dumb, right"
Gilbert:"Yeah"
Jack:"Thats sad!!"

by Bill May 2, 2004

psychotic mother fucker

one who is clinically determined as a psycho

that psychotic mother fucker ripped his eye out with his own hand

by bill May 25, 2004

ben wah balls

Any number of balls, usually of metal and a little smaller than a ping-pong ball, inserted either in the vagina or, especially in gay erotica, in the rectum, and then pulled out slowly, producing for many people an intense sensation of pleasure.

The pull-string broke of the ben wah balls, so he wasn't able to extricate them from his ass.

by bill November 28, 2004

downity

considerate of others, not uppity

If one isn't uppity, they are downity.

by Bill February 14, 2004

road rules

A poor ripoff of the awful show, The Real World.

Road Rules suks, and so does MTV in general.

by Bill July 29, 2003

layin some pipe

The moment prior to taking a major dump. Pipers are long pieces of poo that sometimes get to the length of a foot or so.

Dude, I can't hold it much longer, I'm gonna have to lay some pipe.

by bill May 1, 2003

hook

A person who cheats on line calls in tennis.

That hook hooked me out of the last three points, dagnabbit!

by Bill April 8, 2004