bigtrick's definitions

hooding

When you pull the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis over the head of another penis. This is a formal greeting ritual among some cultures, and to be hooded is an exxxtreme honor.

"Grandpa, what does hooding mean?"
"Let me show you. Pull down your pants. Prepare yourself for honor."

by bigtrick February 10, 2015

At the end of the day

a euphemism for "when i take your fist up my ass." a polite way of suggesting full fistal encompassment without seeming crude. those who enjoy the sensation of five fingers and a palm up their brown star often insert this phrase into conversation as a plea for full-knuckle puncturing.

"...One of the proudest things I can share about my son is that when he and I walk down in New York City, he has his arm around me and I have my arm around him. That's a big deal. We're not afraid to hug each other. At the end of the day, love is all that matters." - Victoria Rowell, on being a mother.

"I’ve played flawed characters before, but at the end of the day I thought they all had a good heart." Jonah Hill, on his character in The Wolf of Wall Street.

by bigtrick December 29, 2013

deseloper

Ridiculous term business-types came up with to describe someone who both "designs" and "develops." Of course, this sort of awkward portmanteau never catches on with anyone literate, so its utterance serves as a sort of warning that the utterer lives in a childish linguistic world separate from our own, where saying words and phrases such as "deseloper," "brainwidth," "heat map," "e-learning" gives them an e-woody.

We need a deseloper on our team to accelerate our e-learning initiative and actionize our web 3.0 presence on the social grid.

by bigtrick November 17, 2011

it is what it is

an accepted euphemism for 'i fuck my pets'. mainly used in a business setting, where swearing would not be acceptable.

boss: it is what it is.
employee: you sick bastard.

by bigtrick February 27, 2011

Yourmomistan

A fat country whose major import is mansauce. Major trade industries are snowballing and teabagging. Clergy should be alert when traveling to Yourmomistan as many incidents of bishop bashing have been reported. Yourmomistan is easily accessible by train, as the Cleveland Steamer runs through there regularly.

Come to Yourmomistan! When you're there, come again!

by bigtrick October 30, 2006

discourse

The act of slapping two penises together. Learned people (that's "learNED" pronounced with two syllables, boyee) often use the word "discourse" because they do not want to offend anyone by actually saying "slapping two penises together."

Eagleton is invoking an ethical obligation on the part of the intellectual to speak for, but also to, those whose consciousness is lagging behind whatever Hegelian discourse of utopian progress is being espoused.

I had a discourse with your mom last night.

by bigtrick October 29, 2006

haricots verts

Pretentious french words for "green bean." Bitches with food recipes that can't stand on their own by virtue of actual taste or presentation like to drop obscure or French phrases into their recipe titles in lieu of normal English words in a stilted effort to make it seem more exotic.

Thus, you have bullshit words like "haricots verts" instead of green beans, "galette" instead of pastry, "jus" instead of juice, "crudités" instead of veggies, and so on.

If you're cooking fucking green beans, just say so. Your worth as a chef is dependent on your goddamn food itself, not what you call it.

Menu item: Haricots Verts in its own jus, served over a beurre reduction.
Translation: Green beans with butter.

by bigtrick October 14, 2006