Codeword for "I'm a big bitch." Used often by pseudointellectuals, "artists" who don't do art but talk about it, and philosophy academics that think with their crotch and talk out their asshole.
by bigtrick September 04, 2006
The act of slapping two penises together. Learned people (that's "learNED" pronounced with two syllables, boyee) often use the word "discourse" because they do not want to offend anyone by actually saying "slapping two penises together."
Eagleton is invoking an ethical obligation on the part of the intellectual to speak for, but also to, those whose consciousness is lagging behind whatever Hegelian discourse of utopian progress is being espoused.
I had a discourse with your mom last night.
I had a discourse with your mom last night.
by bigtrick October 29, 2006
Ridiculous term business-types came up with to describe someone who both "designs" and "develops." Of course, this sort of awkward portmanteau never catches on with anyone literate, so its utterance serves as a sort of warning that the utterer lives in a childish linguistic world separate from our own, where saying words and phrases such as "deseloper," "brainwidth," "heat map," "e-learning" gives them an e-woody.
We need a deseloper on our team to accelerate our e-learning initiative and actionize our web 3.0 presence on the social grid.
by bigtrick November 17, 2011
an accepted euphemism for 'i fuck my pets'. mainly used in a business setting, where swearing would not be acceptable.
by bigtrick February 27, 2011
a euphemism for "when i take your fist up my ass." a polite way of suggesting full fistal encompassment without seeming crude. those who enjoy the sensation of five fingers and a palm up their brown star often insert this phrase into conversation as a plea for full-knuckle puncturing.
"...One of the proudest things I can share about my son is that when he and I walk down in New York City, he has his arm around me and I have my arm around him. That's a big deal. We're not afraid to hug each other. At the end of the day, love is all that matters." - Victoria Rowell, on being a mother.
"I’ve played flawed characters before, but at the end of the day I thought they all had a good heart." Jonah Hill, on his character in The Wolf of Wall Street.
"I’ve played flawed characters before, but at the end of the day I thought they all had a good heart." Jonah Hill, on his character in The Wolf of Wall Street.
by bigtrick December 29, 2013
by bigtrick October 21, 2003
A literal ass-kicking, usu. the stakes in a wager. "Playing for boonks" denotes that the loser of the contest gets a kick in the ass from the winner.
by bigtrick September 18, 2003