Pillow

Workin on the farm has really takes it out of you. We had to check ALL the hens for learning disability before sundown. What a day!

As soon as my head hit the pillow, i was out like a light.

by big tommy dickface January 25, 2024

friday night surprise

When you are blasting a chick (or a dude)in the ass then you pull out and spit on thier back in order to make them think you have jizzed on them and when they turn around you blow right into their face, preferably in the eye.
Althought it is called a friday night surprise it can be performed on any day of the week.

"I'm gunna give you a Friday night surprise baby!"
"oh you came on my back how surprising, now i'll just turn around to face you."
"SURPRISE BITCH!!!"

by big tommy dickface October 06, 2005

gtmu

To quire wealth through any means necessary, Get The Money Up.
#posseshot

oi is that uncle muscles cross the street? oi there's Kharni too, adlay.
"GTMU LAD!!" - random kid hollering @ da PosseShot mandem across Swanston street in the middle of the day

by big tommy dickface May 22, 2023