big mike's definitions

oak park

-The only place in the world where it sucks to be a wealthy, heterosexual white male.

I gew up in the People's Republic of Oak Park.

by Big Mike April 16, 2005

no joust

A phrase that claims something as yours with absolute certainty. Can not be overridden.

I call shotgun, no joust

by Big Mike April 25, 2004

party foul

When multiple people are smoking a hookah, and someone kills the suction from your hose by uncovering their hose. Causes the smoker to have a coughing fit. When a party foul occurs, the foul-ee gets a slap on the hand as a punishment.

I was taking a big hit off the hookah when some idiot committed a party foul and I almost died coughing

by Big Mike October 31, 2004

gangsterfied

someone or something that is very gangster or ghetto

damn that car is gangsterfied

by big mike November 15, 2004

blacken out

to scream at someone

if someone do you wrong then you get angry and curse them out

by big mike April 10, 2003

two towels

wearing two towels while living the bath room after a shower. One for your small package and the other for your large man tits.

Randy is a two towel he has big man tits

by big mike November 14, 2003

porking the prince

see: banging the queen

Chick 1: Hey, what were you doing last night? I tried to call you.
Chick 2: I was totally hooking up with Willem Dafoe.
Chick 1: Oh man, that is so disgusting! Why would you do that?
Chick 2: There's nothing wrong with porking the prince!

by Big Mike May 3, 2006