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I can fap to this febuary

lower your horny standards after january
Friend: hey dude look at this photo of my mom
You: Good thing it's I can fap to this febuary!
You: That turned me on!!!!
by big man 22211155 November 1, 2022
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Dry Dick December

immediatly after no nut november, dry dick december

Rules:

- don't take a shower (that'll get wanker wet)

- use a hairdyer to dry your dick once a day for 5 minutes

- be sure to not get any "fluids" onto your cock

- Absolutely NO BLOWJOBS, saliva can wet your cock
Shit I spilled my water, I failed Dry Dick December!
by big man 22211155 November 1, 2022
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Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day
Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!
by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022
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dry dic december

use a hairdryer to dry your dick everyday for 5 minute

dont take showers

avoid getting any liquids onto your little cock
by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022
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snitch

A regular citizen who reports seeing a crime isn't a "snitch" or a "rat"
The criminals were just sloppy
Snitches and rats are not the same thing
Let me break it down to make sure y'all see what I mean
A "snitch" is someone minding other folks' business
To find information they can sell for a price
Or trade for some other form of compensation
A "rat" is a traitor, a conceiver, planner or physical participator
He doesn't sell secrets for power or cash
He betrays the trust of his team or his family
Hoping to save his own cowardly ass
The difference is, at least a snitch is human
But a rat is a fuckin' rat, period
dont snitch or you a bitch
by big man 22211155 September 20, 2022
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Mona Lisa

Something that most people get hard to when they see it.
Saw the Mona had a bonah!

pls have seggs with me Mona Lisa!
by big man 22211155 September 20, 2022
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asian eyes

Why are you always squinting? asian eyes!
by big man 22211155 January 24, 2022
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