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Mid June Rugby Tests

the mid june rugby tests are tests where teams from the northern hemisphere go on a tour to play the teams from the southern hemisphere. most teams go to new zealand, australia and south africa as they are some of the best rugby teams. mid june tests dont happen in world cup years cut they have the RWC warm up matches instead

wheres england going for the mid june rugby tests?

new zealand i think mate

by big fat tubby March 3, 2024

Kevin The Carrot

this mofo is a true brit he plays for marks and spencers FC as a striker and the england food FC the carrot lad loves a bit of brexit tackling and he plays with colin the caterpillar who is also a true british beast on the field

kevin the carrot is literally a goat

by big fat tubby December 29, 2022

mr wilkins

a paedophile who teaches science at ohio academy. he usually likes to perv on the girls in year 8 and gets a bit too over excited when he has them for a lesson mrs moore has no clue why she hired him to be a teacher back in 2021 but you know it is called ohio academy for something init

mr wilkins you filthy filthy bastard

by big fat tubby December 28, 2022

Mr Praoline

PE teacher, top lad he supports bournemouth but i do not mind that at all him and the other PE teachers literally are the best teachers in the school

who have you got next

I got mr praoline

you lucky fucker

by big fat tubby December 29, 2022

Guildford Flames

professional english hockey team who are based off the calgary flames in the NHL, they have a really good chance of winning the championship this year and they play home games at the all famous guildford spectrum

who do you reckon is winning it this year

belfast giants?
no dont be a daft prick

guildford flames of course

by big fat tubby February 9, 2023

Disco Dion

some nonce who lives in amesbury. he does discos for kids and gives them sweets or maybe even slime he is a massive addict to spray paint i do not know why but the only thing i do know about him is that he is a paedo

disco dion is dodgy

by big fat tubby December 30, 2022

Bemerton Heath

a chavvy place in salisbury where some people live in

bemerton heath is a shithole

by big fat tubby December 29, 2022