Landon is and innocent yet deadly npc ready to f**k your mom, girlfriend, sister, and dad at any point in time. He will break your cock while you're having a wet dream about your math teacher.
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by big daddy tate December 02, 2022
A dirty blond, caucasian, Jeffrey Dahmer looking rooster, coming to devour you're girlfriend, so that you donate money to endangered cache's around the world so that our temporary files are stored safely, so that he will be able to take bella's cock without feeling the pain of his uterus rupturing and causing him to squirt orange juice with the pulp.
by big daddy tate November 22, 2022
A didicoy Peaky Blinder on his way to pile drive Chai Kai in the house of commons, while Winston Churchill smokes his havana cigar next to them.
by big daddy tate November 23, 2022
A emo, white chocolate, gay fboy, on his way to bang your mom while you lay in your bed jerking off to gay midget porn. But don't worry, as long as you don't nut while watching the gay midget porn, than he won't nut in your mom. He fights off all that's good, like he fights off the urge to not give you a little sibling but there is only one person who can stop this vile beast, and that's Kareem.
by big daddy tate December 02, 2022
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by big daddy tate December 02, 2022
A long haired giga sligga on his way to whoville to smash little miss cindy lou into a wall and knock her out.
by big daddy tate November 16, 2022