Definitions by biafra j
Out of your league
To try to chat someone up who is a bit too good for you. usually seen when a ginger headed dork is doing quite well with a blondie in a pub, while his much nicer friend is getting fuck all luck.
A way to put you down.
A way to put you down.
Out of your league by Biafra J July 13, 2004
village people
Band in the 80s who no matter how obvious it is nowadays, most people back then didnt even know they were gay.
What a bunch of dumbasses.
What a bunch of dumbasses.
Oh by the way, just because they were gay doesnt mean they were any good.
i hate that attitude, that if you put a band of blacks, disabled, kids, or gay together, they'll sell just on the factor.
Its very immoral. then again when did band managers have morals?
i hate that attitude, that if you put a band of blacks, disabled, kids, or gay together, they'll sell just on the factor.
Its very immoral. then again when did band managers have morals?
village people by Biafra J July 13, 2004
Brunch
A mixture of breakfast and lunch, used by stressed employees and bored new yorkers.
They should take into fact that no-one even has lunch anymore, and eats all the time like fat rats.
ok, if you're a fat republican playing golf in the sun, but screw it for the rest of us.
They should take into fact that no-one even has lunch anymore, and eats all the time like fat rats.
ok, if you're a fat republican playing golf in the sun, but screw it for the rest of us.
Friends
For a while Friends was actually a very funny show, with it's good characters and strange mishaps-but something happened.
It didn't have the strength any more to keep itself up. i dont know what did it, 9/11, the actors not getting along, but most of the time it was too sentimental and never really gave a good laugh, and tried to force us to laugh with its canned humour.
its the sad truth, but how realistic was it anyway? 6 friends who live together and get along, have loads of money, have great boyfriends and brilliant houses.
I mean Malcolm in the Middle is a funny show because you can relate to it. but im not going to get into that.
The show was nothing about New York-the friends were very isolated, never talking about anything outside their lives and the show really started to stink.
And it only ever had ethnics in it as the token guys.
Dont think i dont like friends-im a huge fan of friends! i just think that the way it ended could have been handled so much better.I know im not the only one to feel this way as nearly everyone i meet goes on about how much better friends used to be.
There's always hope! Matt le Blanc, who plays Joey, is doing his own comedy series called "Joey", which i think is already showing in the US.
At least he's making something of his career.He once starred in a film about a monkey that could play baseball.
It was shit.
It didn't have the strength any more to keep itself up. i dont know what did it, 9/11, the actors not getting along, but most of the time it was too sentimental and never really gave a good laugh, and tried to force us to laugh with its canned humour.
its the sad truth, but how realistic was it anyway? 6 friends who live together and get along, have loads of money, have great boyfriends and brilliant houses.
I mean Malcolm in the Middle is a funny show because you can relate to it. but im not going to get into that.
The show was nothing about New York-the friends were very isolated, never talking about anything outside their lives and the show really started to stink.
And it only ever had ethnics in it as the token guys.
Dont think i dont like friends-im a huge fan of friends! i just think that the way it ended could have been handled so much better.I know im not the only one to feel this way as nearly everyone i meet goes on about how much better friends used to be.
There's always hope! Matt le Blanc, who plays Joey, is doing his own comedy series called "Joey", which i think is already showing in the US.
At least he's making something of his career.He once starred in a film about a monkey that could play baseball.
It was shit.
Swag Tv
the only non-porn thing on channel 5 after 8.30pm, where a tv crew set up criminals by making dodgy cars, ghostly-houses and goody lorries.
Probably the best wind-up was when some bloke tried to steal an assortment of chocolate goodies of the back of a lorry.when he jumped in to grab them, the door closed and the lorry started to move and the rag around the lorry became iron bars to laugh and point at the caught scally-wag. with a commentary as well.
Absolute class.
Its on Channel 5, 8.30pm.
Probably the best wind-up was when some bloke tried to steal an assortment of chocolate goodies of the back of a lorry.when he jumped in to grab them, the door closed and the lorry started to move and the rag around the lorry became iron bars to laugh and point at the caught scally-wag. with a commentary as well.
Absolute class.
Its on Channel 5, 8.30pm.