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A condition in which a male is lonely and has a perpetual boner and no one into whom he can insert it.
Man, I'm lonely, and I gotta constant boner, and it's startin' to feel like a perpetual state of effin boneliness.
by bethie horton mcjenniejane October 16, 2017
Get the boneliness mug.A glob of white goo ejaculated by Harvey Weinstein and proudly displayed on the clothing, chin, or running down the legs of, an auditioning actress in Hollywood.
She can't act her way out of a subway car, but her ticket to stardom was her big ole Harvey Weinerstain.
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Get the AS mug.When Jethro sent me that pitcher of hisself ridin' a damn cow what had two heads and five legs, I gotta admit, I were mighty photoshopspicious.
by bethie horton mcjenniejane September 30, 2011
Get the photoshopspicious mug.(noun) one trillion dollars; (descr. noun) the amount the US government is trying to scam from the US taxpayers--Nigerian-spoof style.
Telephone conversation between Bob and Tom:
Bob: "Hey, Tom, I heard those idiot mortgage dudes scammed their companies and left with their pockets full of gigabucks."
Tom:"Yes, they did. And now the taxpayers are going to bail them out to the tune of 999 gigabucks!"
Bob: "Whew. Could be worse, though. One more gigabuck, and we'd be paying a trigabuck. I'm going to have a beer to celebrate how close we came to THAT."
George Bush, listening in to their conversation by wiretap, on the grounds that they could be Nigerian terrorists trying to scam US taxpayers out of a trillion dollars: "Uh, Bob. About that beer--not so fast, there, dude."
Bob: "Hey, Tom, I heard those idiot mortgage dudes scammed their companies and left with their pockets full of gigabucks."
Tom:"Yes, they did. And now the taxpayers are going to bail them out to the tune of 999 gigabucks!"
Bob: "Whew. Could be worse, though. One more gigabuck, and we'd be paying a trigabuck. I'm going to have a beer to celebrate how close we came to THAT."
George Bush, listening in to their conversation by wiretap, on the grounds that they could be Nigerian terrorists trying to scam US taxpayers out of a trillion dollars: "Uh, Bob. About that beer--not so fast, there, dude."
by bethie horton mcjenniejane January 13, 2009
Get the Trigabuck mug.Beth: Hey, Carol, you up for finding some fancy expensive cars among the one percent and puttin bumper stickers on the back that say, "Cruisin for wenches with all two inches"?
Carol: Hell yeah. If you are, I am. I'm your doppelgangstuh, gurl!
Carol: Hell yeah. If you are, I am. I'm your doppelgangstuh, gurl!
by bethie horton mcjenniejane July 28, 2012
Get the doppelgangstuh mug.I fall in crazy love with every single person who makes me laugh, so all I can figure is that I must be a hilariosexual.
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