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by bethie horton mcjenniejane October 16, 2017
Get the ASmug. When Jethro sent me that pitcher of hisself ridin' a damn cow what had two heads and five legs, I gotta admit, I were mighty photoshopspicious.
by bethie horton mcjenniejane September 30, 2011
Get the photoshopspiciousmug. (noun) one trillion dollars; (descr. noun) the amount the US government is trying to scam from the US taxpayers--Nigerian-spoof style.
Telephone conversation between Bob and Tom:
Bob: "Hey, Tom, I heard those idiot mortgage dudes scammed their companies and left with their pockets full of gigabucks."
Tom:"Yes, they did. And now the taxpayers are going to bail them out to the tune of 999 gigabucks!"
Bob: "Whew. Could be worse, though. One more gigabuck, and we'd be paying a trigabuck. I'm going to have a beer to celebrate how close we came to THAT."
George Bush, listening in to their conversation by wiretap, on the grounds that they could be Nigerian terrorists trying to scam US taxpayers out of a trillion dollars: "Uh, Bob. About that beer--not so fast, there, dude."
Bob: "Hey, Tom, I heard those idiot mortgage dudes scammed their companies and left with their pockets full of gigabucks."
Tom:"Yes, they did. And now the taxpayers are going to bail them out to the tune of 999 gigabucks!"
Bob: "Whew. Could be worse, though. One more gigabuck, and we'd be paying a trigabuck. I'm going to have a beer to celebrate how close we came to THAT."
George Bush, listening in to their conversation by wiretap, on the grounds that they could be Nigerian terrorists trying to scam US taxpayers out of a trillion dollars: "Uh, Bob. About that beer--not so fast, there, dude."
by bethie horton mcjenniejane January 13, 2009
Get the Trigabuckmug. A condition in which a male is lonely and has a perpetual boner and no one into whom he can insert it.
Man, I'm lonely, and I gotta constant boner, and it's startin' to feel like a perpetual state of effin boneliness.
by bethie horton mcjenniejane October 16, 2017
Get the bonelinessmug. In a press conference, when a reporter is called on to ask a question, and instead of asking one question, asks three to five more questions so quickly that the politician on camera can't stop her while remaining polite.
President: Ellen, your question?
Ellen: Yes, Mister President, what do you plan to do about North Korea and do you foresee good news on the economic forefront and what is the status in Afghanistan and are you really considering getting two more dogs and do you think the White Sox will win the pennant this year?
President (still smiling politely): Well, Ellen, I suppose that could be considered bigging the question.
Ellen: Yes, Mister President, what do you plan to do about North Korea and do you foresee good news on the economic forefront and what is the status in Afghanistan and are you really considering getting two more dogs and do you think the White Sox will win the pennant this year?
President (still smiling politely): Well, Ellen, I suppose that could be considered bigging the question.
by bethie horton mcjenniejane January 17, 2009
Get the Bigging the questionmug. Definition: A psychological disorder in which the victims of the disorder are unable to depend on others, having to do everything themselves. Adj., Nodependent; Noun: A Nodependent; Nodependency
My boss, George, has to do every single thing himself, and it appears that he suffers from Nodependency and would benefit from the Nodependency 12-step program.
by bethie horton mcjenniejane October 16, 2017
Get the Nodependencymug. I fall in crazy love with every single person who makes me laugh, so all I can figure is that I must be a hilariosexual.
by bethie horton mcjenniejane September 1, 2014
Get the hilariosexualmug.