Definitions by bethie horton mcjenniejane
Nodependency
Definition: A psychological disorder in which the victims of the disorder are unable to depend on others, having to do everything themselves. Adj., Nodependent; Noun: A Nodependent; Nodependency
My boss, George, has to do every single thing himself, and it appears that he suffers from Nodependency and would benefit from the Nodependency 12-step program.
Nodependency by bethie horton mcjenniejane October 16, 2017
AS by bethie horton mcjenniejane October 16, 2017
boneliness
A condition in which a male is lonely and has a perpetual boner and no one into whom he can insert it.
Man, I'm lonely, and I gotta constant boner, and it's startin' to feel like a perpetual state of effin boneliness.
boneliness by bethie horton mcjenniejane October 16, 2017
Harvey Weinerstain
A glob of white goo ejaculated by Harvey Weinstein and proudly displayed on the clothing, chin, or running down the legs of, an auditioning actress in Hollywood.
She can't act her way out of a subway car, but her ticket to stardom was her big ole Harvey Weinerstain.
Harvey Weinerstain by bethie horton mcjenniejane October 16, 2017
hilariosexual
I fall in crazy love with every single person who makes me laugh, so all I can figure is that I must be a hilariosexual.
hilariosexual by bethie horton mcjenniejane September 1, 2014
braggadociopath
A pathological bragger. Noun which hybridizes the Italian word for bragging (braggadocio) with sociopath.
braggadociopath by bethie horton mcjenniejane May 23, 2013
doppelgangstuh
Beth: Hey, Carol, you up for finding some fancy expensive cars among the one percent and puttin bumper stickers on the back that say, "Cruisin for wenches with all two inches"?
Carol: Hell yeah. If you are, I am. I'm your doppelgangstuh, gurl!
Carol: Hell yeah. If you are, I am. I'm your doppelgangstuh, gurl!
doppelgangstuh by bethie horton mcjenniejane July 28, 2012