shoom

similar to the shoop except wiping the face NOT the inside of mouth.NO ORAL PENETRATION HOKAY
"goddamit matt you fucking shoomed me with man paste dickwad"
by bernard February 02, 2005
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popcfg

The place which I call my second home. The place where I have met my best friends or better yet my sisters. The place where nothing goes wrong and everything is just right. The place where I could never imagine never seeing again.
My favorite place in the world is popcfg.
by Bernard February 05, 2004
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the spike

The act of inserting a finger into the anus while performing oral sex. Usually it's male to female or in the gay community male to male or female to female but could apply to female to male
I gave her "the spike" while I was going down on her. Drove her crazy man!!
by bernard August 01, 2006
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Nonces

by bernard April 11, 2003
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Jumbalator

1.n. Mechanical device consisting of a large PVC chair, a plastic phallus and several electrodes.

2 n. Any device designed to enhance one's moments of 'leisure'.
Man! that Jumbalator makes me wanna shit! Gee, it's like having an eight inch long vibrating turd, dude!
by Bernard August 16, 2003
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furby

Munoz! See Munoz for a fuller definition
Munoz is such a furby!
by Bernard March 09, 2005
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pissy

irritible, annoying see wordPMS
don't get all pissy on me.
by bernard April 11, 2003
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