bennycnz's definitions

pistacides

The Vapour and/or peripheral splatterings of urine one indures at a crowded urinal

Hey dude whats with those weird yellow splotches on your flarred corderoys?

Oh shit, its pistacides from that airport urinal pissfest I had to indure....Fuck it

by bennycnz May 20, 2010

pubelation

The feeling of happiness and confusion one feels when your first tuft of pubes is realised.

Dude 1 : Holy shit man, i got 10 dicks

Dude 2: Ahhh dude I'm pretty sure 9 of those are pubes, you should be in a state of pubelation, congratualtions. Now good luck working out which one is your dick little man.

by bennycnz August 24, 2011

Van-dick

When youve been watching too many Jean-Claude Van Damme movies and you cant help but get up and fire random martial arts moves at who evers watching.

Person 1 Hey look at that guy doing that weird dance...

person 2 Nah hes just been to Universal Soldiers , he's just being a Van-dick

by bennycnz March 30, 2010

poo-burp

A burp which is edured by either a person who has had some sort of violent bowel disfunction where turd has leaked into the stomach causing irreversible poo gas which is vented through the mouth or someone with type 2 diabetes and bowel cancer causing a small implosion of turd and insulin resulting in hectic gas production venting in the form of either a watery sounding far tor a poo-burp

Scene from broke back mountain:

Cowboy 1: What in the lords name is that God-aweful smell Enis??

Enis : Oh sorry I must of accidentally fisted my anus too hard causing an irreversable poo-burp, can you please ring an ambulance...

by bennycnz April 3, 2010

Plops anonymous

A name given to someone who has shit on the floor, shit all over the toilet bowl, or shit there pants without owning up .

Loook at that sorry son of a bitch, old plops anonymous.. He shit all over the toilet bowl and when i asked if it was him he said "likkkke no way dude" Luckily i took a sample to the laboratory and found his genetic code written all over it.

by bennycnz July 9, 2010

strangling-satan

Another term for furious and satanic masturbation ie ive been up all night strangling-satan

Person 1: Hey dude did your friend sleep in my bed while i was away fucking your mum?

Person 2: No way dude...

Person 1: It smells like someone other than me has been strangling-Satan in my bed again *smack*

by bennycnz April 2, 2010

bob-robert

A hardon at the worst possible time

Oh no ive got to model these new Y-front jocks in 15 seconds but i got a rigid bob-robert in my barrel-fronts

by bennycnz April 3, 2010