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brontosaurus brawler

a short or avg. height girl who is extremely aggressive and in most cases quite athletic and strong. always a bitch and sometimes a butch.
an aggressive girl who is flimsy won't do, she has to be physically thick like a tree trunk in that she will always bark a tough game and in many cases bite a vicious game as well.
Bruce Lee: aiyo homey, why didnt you stand up to that bitch?
Jose Contreras: u must be jonin! she's a fuckin' brontosaurus brawler, she could take on the Bears O-line for chrissake.
by benny b from the bronx October 21, 2004
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13 stepper

n. a reformed 12 stepper; the thirteenth step is forgetting the previous twelve steps
Jose Contreras: Hey! I thought you said Brian stopped drinking, he's chugging that bottle of whiskey!
Bruce Lee: I guess he's a 13 stepper now...
by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006
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war pig

a short, particularly stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.

ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.

synonym: battle toad

the difference between "war pig" "and battle toad" are that if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are putting emphasis on how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct). while, if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are emphasizing how short she is.
Jose Contreras: dude were you drunk last night when you hooked up with that war pig??
Bruce Lee: it was more desperation than drunkness... but ya i had a few too many beers.
by benny b from the bronx August 23, 2004
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pocket forensics

determining where you drank last night by examining your collection of matchbooks and credit card receipts; also known as following the caper trail.
Bruce Lee: What in God's name are you looking for?
Jose Contreras: Just doing some pocket forensics. I was allegedly quite boisterous last night but I don't recall being in public.
by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007
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chasing

In poker, trying continually to hit long shots.
Jose Contreras: That dumbass keeps chasing with his low pocket pairs.
Bruce Lee: He's probably on tilt, don't tell him though... I'm winning a lot of fuckin money.
by benny b from the bronx February 21, 2005
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isolation

In poker, a technique in which a player reraises a weaker player's bet, trying to play him heads-up (one on one) by making it expensive for any other players to call.
Bruce Lee: LaVar Arrington used isolation on Warren Sapp and forced Urlacher, Shaq and Busta Rhymes to fold.
Jose Contreras: LaVar is a fucking monster at poker, I'd never sit down with him.
by benny b from the bronx February 22, 2005
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cumburping gutterslut

Essentially, a promiscuous female of massive, shocking, unheard of proportions. Her breath consistently stinks of dick snot, a substance whose stench does not age well. That is one of many reasons why these beasts existence is so perplexing. Who allows them to defile their sacred anatomy? I personally enjoy referring to inferior prudish women as cumburping guttersluts since it undoubtedly causes them great confusion, a gaping mouth and an urge to slap you. These factors usually provide for phenomenal comedy.
Jose Contreras: How does the prostitute look across the street?
Bruce Lee: What the cumburping gutterslut? She looks like she started meth at age 7 and lost her teeth to a gang of horny Hell's Angels.
by benny b from the bronx August 20, 2007
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