benny b from the bronx's definitions

last call Lothario

A drunk who is shy until last call, at which point he'll try to hook up with anything that has a pulse and/or booze at home.

Bruce Lee: Damn, that quiet motherfucker is suddenly talking to all the transients, that is disgusting.
Jose Contreras: He's just a last call Lothario, typical bullshit.

by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007

cumburping gutterslut

Essentially, a promiscuous female of massive, shocking, unheard of proportions. Her breath consistently stinks of dick snot, a substance whose stench does not age well. That is one of many reasons why these beasts existence is so perplexing. Who allows them to defile their sacred anatomy? I personally enjoy referring to inferior prudish women as cumburping guttersluts since it undoubtedly causes them great confusion, a gaping mouth and an urge to slap you. These factors usually provide for phenomenal comedy.

Jose Contreras: How does the prostitute look across the street?
Bruce Lee: What the cumburping gutterslut? She looks like she started meth at age 7 and lost her teeth to a gang of horny Hell's Angels.

by benny b from the bronx August 20, 2007

o-ring

1.
performed when a girl, especially a bitch, is sucking on your balls; the man, or receiver of the nut-sucking, proceeds to smack the bitch across the face quite hard. But, it is a failed o-ring if the cock smackage does not cause the bitch's, or the balls sucker's, ears to ring. The most effective o-rings will knock a bitch out cold.
2.
to perform an o-ring.

1.
Bruce Lee: That chick jessica keeps giving me shit about her being pregnant but i didnt even stick it in the bitch!
Jose Contreras: Sounds like she could use an o-ring... knock that bitch out and she won't come back to complain to you anymore.
2.
Jose Contreras: Man, I o-ringed that bitch so hard last night she was out for an hour!
Bruce Lee: Thats nothing, ese. I once hospitalized a bitch I o-ringed her so hard.

by benny b from the bronx November 10, 2004

overcard

In poker, a card on the board higher than the pair that you have.

Bruce Lee: In a 10 person game, if there are two overcards on the flop and I have pocket 8's I'm gonna fold.
Jose Contreras: That's because youre a pussy bitch.

by benny b from the bronx February 22, 2005

kamikaze eyes

The look a drunk gets when he spies someone he's always hated but was always too sober to fight.

Jose Contreras: Shit man, are you sporting kamikaze eyes for that asshole?
Bruce Lee: Not applicable. I kicked the living shit out of him sober already.

by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007

overpair

In poker, a pocket pair above the common cards in the middle. For example, if the flop is J-6-2, then pocket queens would be an overpair.

Jose Contreras: Dikembe Mutombo seems to always have an overpair when I play with him...
Bruce Lee: You're just bitter because he always takes you for thousands of bucks... he's an amazing player, give him his due.

by benny b from the bronx February 22, 2005

roadside olympics

roadside sobriety test.

Jose Contreras: Thank God I passed that shit, I hardly even remember taking it.
Bruce Lee: Roadside olympics baby.

by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007