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barlot

n. a woman who can walk into a bar completely broke and get completely drunk
Jose Contreras: Jesus, that dress is tight... and she doesn't have a purse! What the hell is she doing in a bar?
Bruce Lee: Taking advantage of desperate males, she's a barlot you idiot
by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006
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johan ludwig von

used as a prefix to someone's given name to connotate respect and good standing
sort of like "my dear friend," but more rapistadorian and germanic

originated by the world-renowned mastertrician Angus MacBruce... Mr. MacBruce has received a degree in the masterly arts (including masterism, masterology, masterography, mastiophonics, and others)
Bruce Lee: johan ludwig von jose, i connote respect and good standing to your name and family and admire your flamboyant pants.
JC gives BL a look of inspiration...
Jose Contreras: I thank you kind sir!
by benny b from the bronx November 11, 2004
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13 stepper

n. a reformed 12 stepper; the thirteenth step is forgetting the previous twelve steps
Jose Contreras: Hey! I thought you said Brian stopped drinking, he's chugging that bottle of whiskey!
Bruce Lee: I guess he's a 13 stepper now...
by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006
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marvelous mammoth

a female of immense physical proportions
the girls height must vary from 6'2 to 6'5 and her weight must vary from 260 lbs to 310 lbs... any female exceeding these measurements must instead be referred to as a GIGANTOR WHALE
the ideal marvelous mammoth is 6'3 and 280 pounds

these creatures have been known to trample any and all people/things in their path. A true marvelous mammoth makes a hideous grunting sound once every few pounding steps

The famous uglybitchologist, woo, the self-proclaimed "King of Snot-Rockets", warns all men that "Marvelous Mammoths are quite terrifying, if you see one coming towards you on the street, dont cross the street or look away, because they will become self concious and angry. however keep all toes, fingers and your penis as far away as possible becuase the big bitches might try to gobble them down."
Jose Contreras: what the fuck is THAT?!?!?
Bruce Lee: what??
Jose Contreras: the grunting troll... except its not a troll its fucking HUGE!
Bruce Lee: oh shit! thats a fuckin marvelous mammoth if ive ever seen one! run away!!
by benny b from the bronx November 11, 2004
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GIGANTOR WHALE

a female of terrifying physical proportions, also commonly referred to as a HUUUUUUUUGE BITCH
requirements for a female to join the level of GIGANTOR WHALE include exceeding the height of 6'5 and exceeding the weight of 310 pounds

World-renowned uglybitchologist woo has been puzzled by the enigma that is the GIGANTOR WHALE for years now. He still does not comprehend their origin despite performing thousands of illegitimate, immoral experiments on them without consent. woo describes GIGANTOR WHALES as "indescribably huge." He warns the ignorant and loud-mouthed crowd that "the term should not be used lightly or casually even when messing around, becuase calling anyone who is technically not one would result in them killing themsleves immediately. It is a VERY VERY VERY rare term, only a handful of these beastbitches have been spotted in the last decade!"
what more can you say?
Bruce Lee: Would you fuck a GIGANTOR WHALE for 10 million bucks?
Jose Contreras: Fuck no! that bitch would crush me to death so I wouldn't be able to claim the money.
by benny b from the bronx November 11, 2004
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furious flamingo

an extremely angry, aggressive male homosexual
these guys completely contradict gay stereotypes.. they arent sissys, in fact they wont hesitate to pound your ass (take that as you may)
furious flamingos are extremely sexually active and if they cant find a guy that meets their tastes they will fuck a woman if necessary to satisfy their disturbingly extreme sexual lust
furious flamingos scare me, not because i am homophobic, but because i'm afraid they're going to destroy me in a furious rage.
jose contreras: shit! that furious flamingo just kicked my ass for cursing out his boyfriend!
bruce lee: you're a pussy.
by benny b from the bronx November 11, 2004
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ante

Amount of money or chips that each player puts into the pot before the cards are dealt.
Bruce Lee: How much is the ante for this game?
Jose Contreras: 100 bucks or your left testicle... your choice.
by benny b from the bronx February 21, 2005
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