noun.
an extremely short, stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.
ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.
synonym: war pig
the difference between "battle toad" and "war pig" are that if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are putting emphasis on how short she is she is. while, if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are emphasizing how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct).
an extremely short, stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.
ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.
synonym: war pig
the difference between "battle toad" and "war pig" are that if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are putting emphasis on how short she is she is. while, if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are emphasizing how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct).
Bruce Lee: Damn that girl was ugly u just got with, but at least her battle toad ass didnt have to duck down to suck you off!
Jose Contreras: Man, shut the fuck up or i will rip you into seventy-seven pieces!
Jose Contreras: Man, shut the fuck up or i will rip you into seventy-seven pieces!
by benny b from the bronx August 24, 2004
Jose Contreras: slurring One more!! Gimme wonnnnn more!!!!
Bruce Lee: I'm not giving you a damn bungle-shot, what's the point??
Bruce Lee: I'm not giving you a damn bungle-shot, what's the point??
by benny b from the bronx May 10, 2006
In poker, a pocket pair above the common cards in the middle. For example, if the flop is J-6-2, then pocket queens would be an overpair.
Jose Contreras: Dikembe Mutombo seems to always have an overpair when I play with him...
Bruce Lee: You're just bitter because he always takes you for thousands of bucks... he's an amazing player, give him his due.
Bruce Lee: You're just bitter because he always takes you for thousands of bucks... he's an amazing player, give him his due.
by benny b from the bronx February 22, 2005
A drunk who is shy until last call, at which point he'll try to hook up with anything that has a pulse and/or booze at home.
Bruce Lee: Damn, that quiet motherfucker is suddenly talking to all the transients, that is disgusting.
Jose Contreras: He's just a last call Lothario, typical bullshit.
Jose Contreras: He's just a last call Lothario, typical bullshit.
by benny b from the bronx August 17, 2007
A person (usually male) with alarming proficiency in all things jizz-related. Since this insult will usually be interpreted as considerably homophobic, you may want to avoid using it in the vicinity of furious flamingos. I find it to be more effective as an adjective, which also conveniently takes some emphasis off of the ever-so taboo gay bashing aspect. A perfect example of a jizzwizard candidate would be one of your poor (aka not rich) friends resorting to acting as a beer queer in order to satisfy his alcoholism. The act itself is not what deserves the ridicule, but the pathetic nature of his financial status. If we've learned anything from the wise Patrick Bateman, it's that poor people require considerable derision. (I hope people take that last tangent seriously.)
Jose Contreras: You cock worshipping jizzwizard! Stop touching my radio!
Bruce Lee: (stares a hole into Contreras' skull) Wow, homophobes are awesome.
Jose Contreras: ...I'm sorry, you can have my radio?
Bruce Lee: (stares a hole into Contreras' skull) Wow, homophobes are awesome.
Jose Contreras: ...I'm sorry, you can have my radio?
by benny b from the bronx August 16, 2007
Bruce Lee: Why are you drinking that warm ass beer from yesterday??
Jose Contreras: Someone has to bayonette the wounded
Jose Contreras: Someone has to bayonette the wounded
by benny b from the bronx May 10, 2006
n. a straight man who will pretend to be gay so as to solicit free drinks from an unsuspecting homosexual
Jose Contreras: When did Richie Cunningham convert from vaginaism??
Bruce Lee: He's still very much a vagina enthusiast. He's just being a beer queer now with that dude. What a desperate fuck.
Bruce Lee: He's still very much a vagina enthusiast. He's just being a beer queer now with that dude. What a desperate fuck.
by benny b from the bronx May 10, 2006