benjohnson's definitions

garth mcgregor

garth mcgregor is a sick bodyboarder and he is barts idol. he does funny shit whilst on waves and fucken he has the sickest beard goin out

Ben: tommo did u see garth mcgregor on tension 7?
Tommo: yeh braz he is a funny cunt

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

mazdabaz

Another name we hav given to mayoh the fucken losty cunt. he fucken cliks it wen cunts call him mazdabaz... n thats y we do it. its funny watchin mayoh in a distressed state

Tommo: oi mazdabaz
Mayoh: ......
Ben: oi MAZZZZZ
Mayoh: ............
Berkley: MAZDABAZZZZZZ
Mayoh: .........(about 2 clik it)...... FUCK U CUNTS!!!! (crying)

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

hook in

to hook in wif a chik is to perform sexual activities with them, possibly even root em. people normally try to hook in wif chiks at parties and/or whilst pissed.

Tommo: ben try hook in wif dat hot bitch ova dere
ben: ok
(ben ventures off and then very soon after chattin up the chik he goes into the bedroom wif her. 10 minutes later he comes out looking satisfied wif himself. ben has just hooked in!)

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

burner

someone who is really good at graf. when people say that a piece is burner, they arent using the term correctly as burner refers to the person who did that piece. EG. it wouldnt be "that piece is a burner" it would be "that piece burns" or "whoever did that piece is a burner". almost every single person who sez the word burner uses it incorrectly and it juz sounds like they are fucken retarded n shit

Tommo: u no that miser fellow?
Ben: yeh that cunts a burner

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

hello irene

can be used in place of "sick" or "eshays" or anything else that is used to say something is good and your surprised by how good it is.

Tommo: ben look at dat piece its sick
Ben: Hello Irene!
OR
(tommo gets in an epic barrel out island)
Ben: HELLO IRENE!!!!

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

barth

Barth is the name we gave to our mate bart because his favourite bodyboarder is garth mcgregor. Bart always tries 2 do shit that garth does, so fucken thats y we gave him that name.

Tommo: look ben barth is doin shit from tension 7 again
Ben: fuck wen will he stop impersonatin garth mcgregor?

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

slummet

slummet is another word for slut. we use it coz it sounds fucken hilarious in general conversation

Tommo: ben ur a dickhead
Ben: shut ur mouth tommo u fucken slummet pumper

by benjohnson September 10, 2005