benjohnson's definitions

barth

Barth is the name we gave to our mate bart because his favourite bodyboarder is garth mcgregor. Bart always tries 2 do shit that garth does, so fucken thats y we gave him that name.

Tommo: look ben barth is doin shit from tension 7 again
Ben: fuck wen will he stop impersonatin garth mcgregor?

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

hello irene

can be used in place of "sick" or "eshays" or anything else that is used to say something is good and your surprised by how good it is.

Tommo: ben look at dat piece its sick
Ben: Hello Irene!
OR
(tommo gets in an epic barrel out island)
Ben: HELLO IRENE!!!!

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

burner

someone who is really good at graf. when people say that a piece is burner, they arent using the term correctly as burner refers to the person who did that piece. EG. it wouldnt be "that piece is a burner" it would be "that piece burns" or "whoever did that piece is a burner". almost every single person who sez the word burner uses it incorrectly and it juz sounds like they are fucken retarded n shit

Tommo: u no that miser fellow?
Ben: yeh that cunts a burner

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

mazdabaz

Another name we hav given to mayoh the fucken losty cunt. he fucken cliks it wen cunts call him mazdabaz... n thats y we do it. its funny watchin mayoh in a distressed state

Tommo: oi mazdabaz
Mayoh: ......
Ben: oi MAZZZZZ
Mayoh: ............
Berkley: MAZDABAZZZZZZ
Mayoh: .........(about 2 clik it)...... FUCK U CUNTS!!!! (crying)

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

cole me down on the panny sty

one of the many stupid fucken phrases that is said by the legendary pootie tang.

Guy: now pootie tang there has been a lot of controversy about your movie "sine your pitty on the runny kine", what do u hav 2 say about this?"
Pootie: I'm a canapan... all the way down. cole me on the panny sty....
Guy: excuse me?????
Pootie: co... cole me on the panny sty
Guy: what the hell r u talkin about????
Pootie:...... cole me down on the panny sty...
Guy: ohhhhhhh cole me down on the panny sty!!!

by benjohnson May 10, 2005

stupidest shit goin out

stupidest shit goin out is used to describe something that is very fucken stupid. this phrase is used alot by tommo. mayoh is always the one who does the stupidest shit goin out, and berkley also does aswell.

Ben: did you see mayoh try and hook in wif dat hot fucken chick?
Tommo: yehhhh.... stupidest shit goin out.....

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

dollop lane

the lane you go down on the way to Red Sands. you and your mates all sit on a skater and fang it down the lane and yous mosty always stack it and hurt yourslef

Ben: tommo you comin red sands next week
Tommo: yeh braz but i dun wana go down dollop lane agen im still fucked up from that shit!

by benjohnson April 29, 2005