benjohnson's definitions

dollop lane

the lane you go down on the way to Red Sands. you and your mates all sit on a skater and fang it down the lane and yous mosty always stack it and hurt yourslef

Ben: tommo you comin red sands next week
Tommo: yeh braz but i dun wana go down dollop lane agen im still fucked up from that shit!

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

Red sands

red sands is a fucken sick bodyboardin spot on the south coast of nsw, australia. it is a pretty unknown spot.... only locals, pros and hardcore bodyboarders know about it, which is a good thing because if heoasa cunts knew about it it would be fucked coz cunts would come from all over the world to surf it. Some of the barrels ive seen at red sands are so big i swear u could drive a fucken truck straight through and it could backdoor it and make it

Ben: tommo lets go red sands next week
Tommo: ok braz we'll get in sum fucken hollow bazza's

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

bazza

bazza is another name for barrel. it is when a waves breaks and forms a hollow barrel shaped pipe that people try get in whilst in the surf. i THINK the word was made by mayoh, because only he can think up stupid words like that.... and the funny thing is that when he makes up words they always become fucken popular even though they are the stupidest shit goin out

Tommo: ben i juz got in an epic 30 foot bazza out island
Ben: woteva braz

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

stupidest shit goin out

stupidest shit goin out is used to describe something that is very fucken stupid. this phrase is used alot by tommo. mayoh is always the one who does the stupidest shit goin out, and berkley also does aswell.

Ben: did you see mayoh try and hook in wif dat hot fucken chick?
Tommo: yehhhh.... stupidest shit goin out.....

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

braz

this word is used in place place of anything you call your mates. it means bro, which originated from the lebs, so it was changed by the aussies first to bra, then braz. mayoh sez this word alot

tommo: mayoh you gettin pissed at berkleys satdy nite?
mayoh: yeh braz

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

hook in

to hook in wif a chik is to perform sexual activities with them, possibly even root em. people normally try to hook in wif chiks at parties and/or whilst pissed.

Tommo: ben try hook in wif dat hot bitch ova dere
ben: ok
(ben ventures off and then very soon after chattin up the chik he goes into the bedroom wif her. 10 minutes later he comes out looking satisfied wif himself. ben has just hooked in!)

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

chattin up

to chat up a chik is to try to get her in the sack by using words, usually seductive words.

Ben: i saw mayoh chattin up sum chik... or tryin to
Tommo: haha.... GOOD LUCK MAYOH

by benjohnson April 29, 2005