Definitions by benjohnson

dayz 

dayz can be used after sayin fucken anything at all. it juz makes normal shit that wouldnt normally be funny... um... it makes them funny.

Tommo: oi ben dayz?
Ben: yeh tommo wot u doin tonite dayz?

dayz by benjohnson April 30, 2005

fat pizza 

fat pizza is the funniest fucken show goin out. it is filmed in bankstown which is in sydney australia. The show is made by lebos but they arnt gay cunt lebs like most of em there sick fucken cunts.

Tommo: oi ben braz u watchin pizza 2nite
Ben: i neva miss dat show adlay

fat pizza by benjohnson April 30, 2005

bombed 

to leave something totally covered in graffiti

Tommo: ben that wall has been fucken bombed by miser
Ben: i no braz

bombed by benjohnson April 30, 2005

the castle 

the castle is the best fucken movie ever made. watchin this movie means making the move from being a pre-aussie to a tru blu aussie bloke. this movie has sum of the best and funniest shit goin out in it and also sum of the stupidest shit goin out.

Dale kerrigan (from the castle): i gave this elephant to wayne coz he is in jail. elephants bring good luck, especially wen the trunks are up, and this trunk was up. (later in the movie) I thought about wayne tonight... i thought about his elephant. i wondered if the trunk was still up coz that brings good luck.

the castle by benjohnson April 30, 2005

nautica 

brand of clothing that make sick shirts that lads and graffas wear.

Tommo: ben that nautica shirt is sik
Ben: i no braz

nautica by benjohnson April 30, 2005

mazdabaz 

Another name we hav given to mayoh the fucken losty cunt. he fucken cliks it wen cunts call him mazdabaz... n thats y we do it. its funny watchin mayoh in a distressed state

Tommo: oi mazdabaz
Mayoh: ......
Ben: oi MAZZZZZ
Mayoh: ............
Berkley: MAZDABAZZZZZZ
Mayoh: .........(about 2 clik it)...... FUCK U CUNTS!!!! (crying)

mazdabaz by benjohnson April 29, 2005

hello irene 

can be used in place of "sick" or "eshays" or anything else that is used to say something is good and your surprised by how good it is.

Tommo: ben look at dat piece its sick
Ben: Hello Irene!
OR
(tommo gets in an epic barrel out island)
Ben: HELLO IRENE!!!!

hello irene by benjohnson April 29, 2005