benjohnson's definitions

hook in

to hook in wif a chik is to perform sexual activities with them, possibly even root em. people normally try to hook in wif chiks at parties and/or whilst pissed.

Tommo: ben try hook in wif dat hot bitch ova dere
ben: ok
(ben ventures off and then very soon after chattin up the chik he goes into the bedroom wif her. 10 minutes later he comes out looking satisfied wif himself. ben has just hooked in!)

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

chattin up

to chat up a chik is to try to get her in the sack by using words, usually seductive words.

Ben: i saw mayoh chattin up sum chik... or tryin to
Tommo: haha.... GOOD LUCK MAYOH

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

guyz

something that can be sed in place of 'man' or 'dude' or 'lad' or sumfin else used to address ur mates. You can only say guyz if there is onli ONE person wif u, thats what makes the word good. if u say it when theres like 2 or more ppl, ur eitha a gay cunt or u havent read my definition yet

Tommo: ben r you goin 2 berkleys place 2 get pissed
Ben: yeh guyz
OR
(jack spills a drink)
Jack: Help me guyz
Ben: hahahaha

by benjohnson April 28, 2005

jabbas pad

jabbas 2 car garage that was turned into the ultimate fucken rootin facility and at the grand openin there was a massive fucken orgy n it was filmed. all the floors al walls r like cushions n shit so fucken anywhere ur bangin u will be comfortable. n fucken onli sik cunts and hot bitches r allowed in n shit n if u try get in without jabbas conscent hes a big blak fucken cunt so look out he may get a kunt to root u in the asshole and or penetrate you in other holes. all in all jabbas fucken pad is soo good u can fuken hav the best root n shit n even if ur tryin to root a chik thats fucken frigate n shit if u take her 2 the pad u will hav a fucken instant easy root.

Ben: fuck man i was tryin 2 root this chik for like 2 years n she wouldnt do it until....
tommo: u took her to jabbas pad?
Ben: fuk oath guyz n then she was easy as shit

by benjohnson April 28, 2005