benjohnson's definitions

the castle

the castle is the best fucken movie ever made. watchin this movie means making the move from being a pre-aussie to a tru blu aussie bloke. this movie has sum of the best and funniest shit goin out in it and also sum of the stupidest shit goin out.

Dale kerrigan (from the castle): i gave this elephant to wayne coz he is in jail. elephants bring good luck, especially wen the trunks are up, and this trunk was up. (later in the movie) I thought about wayne tonight... i thought about his elephant. i wondered if the trunk was still up coz that brings good luck.

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

guyz

something that can be sed in place of 'man' or 'dude' or 'lad' or sumfin else used to address ur mates. You can only say guyz if there is onli ONE person wif u, thats what makes the word good. if u say it when theres like 2 or more ppl, ur eitha a gay cunt or u havent read my definition yet

Tommo: ben r you goin 2 berkleys place 2 get pissed
Ben: yeh guyz
OR
(jack spills a drink)
Jack: Help me guyz
Ben: hahahaha

by benjohnson April 28, 2005

bazza

bazza is another name for barrel. it is when a waves breaks and forms a hollow barrel shaped pipe that people try get in whilst in the surf. i THINK the word was made by mayoh, because only he can think up stupid words like that.... and the funny thing is that when he makes up words they always become fucken popular even though they are the stupidest shit goin out

Tommo: ben i juz got in an epic 30 foot bazza out island
Ben: woteva braz

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

dollop lane

the lane you go down on the way to Red Sands. you and your mates all sit on a skater and fang it down the lane and yous mosty always stack it and hurt yourslef

Ben: tommo you comin red sands next week
Tommo: yeh braz but i dun wana go down dollop lane agen im still fucked up from that shit!

by benjohnson April 29, 2005