the castle

the castle is the best fucken movie ever made. watchin this movie means making the move from being a pre-aussie to a tru blu aussie bloke. this movie has sum of the best and funniest shit goin out in it and also sum of the stupidest shit goin out.

Dale kerrigan (from the castle): i gave this elephant to wayne coz he is in jail. elephants bring good luck, especially wen the trunks are up, and this trunk was up. (later in the movie) I thought about wayne tonight... i thought about his elephant. i wondered if the trunk was still up coz that brings good luck.

by benjohnson May 01, 2005

mazdabaz

Another name we hav given to mayoh the fucken losty cunt. he fucken cliks it wen cunts call him mazdabaz... n thats y we do it. its funny watchin mayoh in a distressed state

Tommo: oi mazdabaz
Mayoh: ......
Ben: oi MAZZZZZ
Mayoh: ............
Berkley: MAZDABAZZZZZZ
Mayoh: .........(about 2 clik it)...... FUCK U CUNTS!!!! (crying)

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

bazza

bazza is another name for barrel. it is when a waves breaks and forms a hollow barrel shaped pipe that people try get in whilst in the surf. i THINK the word was made by mayoh, because only he can think up stupid words like that.... and the funny thing is that when he makes up words they always become fucken popular even though they are the stupidest shit goin out

Tommo: ben i juz got in an epic 30 foot bazza out island
Ben: woteva braz

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

dollop lane

the lane you go down on the way to Red Sands. you and your mates all sit on a skater and fang it down the lane and yous mosty always stack it and hurt yourslef

Ben: tommo you comin red sands next week
Tommo: yeh braz but i dun wana go down dollop lane agen im still fucked up from that shit!

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

garth mcgregor

garth mcgregor is a sick bodyboarder and he is barts idol. he does funny shit whilst on waves and fucken he has the sickest beard goin out

Ben: tommo did u see garth mcgregor on tension 7?
Tommo: yeh braz he is a funny cunt

by benjohnson May 01, 2005

hello irene

can be used in place of "sick" or "eshays" or anything else that is used to say something is good and your surprised by how good it is.

Tommo: ben look at dat piece its sick
Ben: Hello Irene!
OR
(tommo gets in an epic barrel out island)
Ben: HELLO IRENE!!!!

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

slummet

slummet is another word for slut. we use it coz it sounds fucken hilarious in general conversation

Tommo: ben ur a dickhead
Ben: shut ur mouth tommo u fucken slummet pumper

by benjohnson August 28, 2005