benjohnson's definitions

dayz

dayz can be used after sayin fucken anything at all. it juz makes normal shit that wouldnt normally be funny... um... it makes them funny.

Tommo: oi ben dayz?
Ben: yeh tommo wot u doin tonite dayz?

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

bombed

to leave something totally covered in graffiti

Tommo: ben that wall has been fucken bombed by miser
Ben: i no braz

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

stupidest shit goin out

stupidest shit goin out is used to describe something that is very fucken stupid. this phrase is used alot by tommo. mayoh is always the one who does the stupidest shit goin out, and berkley also does aswell.

Ben: did you see mayoh try and hook in wif dat hot fucken chick?
Tommo: yehhhh.... stupidest shit goin out.....

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

cole me down on the panny sty

one of the many stupid fucken phrases that is said by the legendary pootie tang.

Guy: now pootie tang there has been a lot of controversy about your movie "sine your pitty on the runny kine", what do u hav 2 say about this?"
Pootie: I'm a canapan... all the way down. cole me on the panny sty....
Guy: excuse me?????
Pootie: co... cole me on the panny sty
Guy: what the hell r u talkin about????
Pootie:...... cole me down on the panny sty...
Guy: ohhhhhhh cole me down on the panny sty!!!

by benjohnson May 10, 2005

braz

this word is used in place place of anything you call your mates. it means bro, which originated from the lebs, so it was changed by the aussies first to bra, then braz. mayoh sez this word alot

tommo: mayoh you gettin pissed at berkleys satdy nite?
mayoh: yeh braz

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

whats the go

this phrase is used to ask your mates wot there doin or wot yous r guna do.

(Ben n Jack knock on barts door)
(bart answers the door naked)
Bart: Whats the go guyz?

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

guyz

something that can be sed in place of 'man' or 'dude' or 'lad' or sumfin else used to address ur mates. You can only say guyz if there is onli ONE person wif u, thats what makes the word good. if u say it when theres like 2 or more ppl, ur eitha a gay cunt or u havent read my definition yet

Tommo: ben r you goin 2 berkleys place 2 get pissed
Ben: yeh guyz
OR
(jack spills a drink)
Jack: Help me guyz
Ben: hahahaha

by benjohnson April 28, 2005