benjohnson's definitions

whats the go

this phrase is used to ask your mates wot there doin or wot yous r guna do.

(Ben n Jack knock on barts door)
(bart answers the door naked)
Bart: Whats the go guyz?

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

barth

Barth is the name we gave to our mate bart because his favourite bodyboarder is garth mcgregor. Bart always tries 2 do shit that garth does, so fucken thats y we gave him that name.

Tommo: look ben barth is doin shit from tension 7 again
Ben: fuck wen will he stop impersonatin garth mcgregor?

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

garth mcgregor

garth mcgregor is a sick bodyboarder and he is barts idol. he does funny shit whilst on waves and fucken he has the sickest beard goin out

Ben: tommo did u see garth mcgregor on tension 7?
Tommo: yeh braz he is a funny cunt

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

dayz

dayz can be used after sayin fucken anything at all. it juz makes normal shit that wouldnt normally be funny... um... it makes them funny.

Tommo: oi ben dayz?
Ben: yeh tommo wot u doin tonite dayz?

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

fat pizza

fat pizza is the funniest fucken show goin out. it is filmed in bankstown which is in sydney australia. The show is made by lebos but they arnt gay cunt lebs like most of em there sick fucken cunts.

Tommo: oi ben braz u watchin pizza 2nite
Ben: i neva miss dat show adlay

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

bombed

to leave something totally covered in graffiti

Tommo: ben that wall has been fucken bombed by miser
Ben: i no braz

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

the castle

the castle is the best fucken movie ever made. watchin this movie means making the move from being a pre-aussie to a tru blu aussie bloke. this movie has sum of the best and funniest shit goin out in it and also sum of the stupidest shit goin out.

Dale kerrigan (from the castle): i gave this elephant to wayne coz he is in jail. elephants bring good luck, especially wen the trunks are up, and this trunk was up. (later in the movie) I thought about wayne tonight... i thought about his elephant. i wondered if the trunk was still up coz that brings good luck.

by benjohnson April 30, 2005