benjohnson's definitions

garth mcgregor

garth mcgregor is a sick bodyboarder and he is barts idol. he does funny shit whilst on waves and fucken he has the sickest beard goin out

Ben: tommo did u see garth mcgregor on tension 7?
Tommo: yeh braz he is a funny cunt

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

mazdabaz

Another name we hav given to mayoh the fucken losty cunt. he fucken cliks it wen cunts call him mazdabaz... n thats y we do it. its funny watchin mayoh in a distressed state

Tommo: oi mazdabaz
Mayoh: ......
Ben: oi MAZZZZZ
Mayoh: ............
Berkley: MAZDABAZZZZZZ
Mayoh: .........(about 2 clik it)...... FUCK U CUNTS!!!! (crying)

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

slummet

slummet is another word for slut. we use it coz it sounds fucken hilarious in general conversation

Tommo: ben ur a dickhead
Ben: shut ur mouth tommo u fucken slummet pumper

by benjohnson September 10, 2005

dayz

dayz can be used after sayin fucken anything at all. it juz makes normal shit that wouldnt normally be funny... um... it makes them funny.

Tommo: oi ben dayz?
Ben: yeh tommo wot u doin tonite dayz?

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

bombed

to leave something totally covered in graffiti

Tommo: ben that wall has been fucken bombed by miser
Ben: i no braz

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

the castle

the castle is the best fucken movie ever made. watchin this movie means making the move from being a pre-aussie to a tru blu aussie bloke. this movie has sum of the best and funniest shit goin out in it and also sum of the stupidest shit goin out.

Dale kerrigan (from the castle): i gave this elephant to wayne coz he is in jail. elephants bring good luck, especially wen the trunks are up, and this trunk was up. (later in the movie) I thought about wayne tonight... i thought about his elephant. i wondered if the trunk was still up coz that brings good luck.

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

yesty

aussie way of sayin yesterday. if ur a tru aussie n u say yesterday instead of yesty, ur a poof.

Ben: tommo wot u do yesty mate
Stupid lebo: wot is yesty bro
Tommo n ben: ur a gay cunt

by benjohnson May 6, 2005