benjohnson's definitions
jabbas 2 car garage that was turned into the ultimate fucken rootin facility and at the grand openin there was a massive fucken orgy n it was filmed. all the floors al walls r like cushions n shit so fucken anywhere ur bangin u will be comfortable. n fucken onli sik cunts and hot bitches r allowed in n shit n if u try get in without jabbas conscent hes a big blak fucken cunt so look out he may get a kunt to root u in the asshole and or penetrate you in other holes. all in all jabbas fucken pad is soo good u can fuken hav the best root n shit n even if ur tryin to root a chik thats fucken frigate n shit if u take her 2 the pad u will hav a fucken instant easy root.
Ben: fuck man i was tryin 2 root this chik for like 2 years n she wouldnt do it until....
tommo: u took her to jabbas pad?
Ben: fuk oath guyz n then she was easy as shit
tommo: u took her to jabbas pad?
Ben: fuk oath guyz n then she was easy as shit
by benjohnson April 28, 2005
Get the jabbas padmug. fat pizza is the funniest fucken show goin out. it is filmed in bankstown which is in sydney australia. The show is made by lebos but they arnt gay cunt lebs like most of em there sick fucken cunts.
by benjohnson April 30, 2005
Get the fat pizzamug. the unknown chargers are a group of bodyboarders who live in sydney australia. they made a self titled video obviously called "the unknown chargers". they are called the unknown chargers coz they are sick bodyboarders but they arnt famous. someone who is given the title "unknown charger" whilst you and your mates are out in the water, it means he is a sick bodyboarder chargin all the gnarly waves n shit but fucken no one knows who he is and yous wonder y coz hes so good
Tommo: ben did you cunts make a dvd?
Ben: yeh lad we called it the unknown chargers
OR
(you and ur mates out on an epic day of surf)
Tommo: whos that cunt hes fucken sick
Ben: hes a fucken unknown charger!
Ben: yeh lad we called it the unknown chargers
OR
(you and ur mates out on an epic day of surf)
Tommo: whos that cunt hes fucken sick
Ben: hes a fucken unknown charger!
by benjohnson April 29, 2005
Get the the unknown chargersmug. the castle is the best fucken movie ever made. watchin this movie means making the move from being a pre-aussie to a tru blu aussie bloke. this movie has sum of the best and funniest shit goin out in it and also sum of the stupidest shit goin out.
Dale kerrigan (from the castle): i gave this elephant to wayne coz he is in jail. elephants bring good luck, especially wen the trunks are up, and this trunk was up. (later in the movie) I thought about wayne tonight... i thought about his elephant. i wondered if the trunk was still up coz that brings good luck.
by benjohnson April 30, 2005
Get the the castlemug. dayz can be used after sayin fucken anything at all. it juz makes normal shit that wouldnt normally be funny... um... it makes them funny.
by benjohnson April 30, 2005
Get the dayzmug. by benjohnson September 10, 2005
Get the slummetmug. by benjohnson April 29, 2005
Get the chattin upmug.