benjohnson's definitions

garth mcgregor

garth mcgregor is a sick bodyboarder and he is barts idol. he does funny shit whilst on waves and fucken he has the sickest beard goin out

Ben: tommo did u see garth mcgregor on tension 7?
Tommo: yeh braz he is a funny cunt

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

whats the go

this phrase is used to ask your mates wot there doin or wot yous r guna do.

(Ben n Jack knock on barts door)
(bart answers the door naked)
Bart: Whats the go guyz?

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

bombed

to leave something totally covered in graffiti

Tommo: ben that wall has been fucken bombed by miser
Ben: i no braz

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

dayz

dayz can be used after sayin fucken anything at all. it juz makes normal shit that wouldnt normally be funny... um... it makes them funny.

Tommo: oi ben dayz?
Ben: yeh tommo wot u doin tonite dayz?

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

the unknown chargers

the unknown chargers are a group of bodyboarders who live in sydney australia. they made a self titled video obviously called "the unknown chargers". they are called the unknown chargers coz they are sick bodyboarders but they arnt famous. someone who is given the title "unknown charger" whilst you and your mates are out in the water, it means he is a sick bodyboarder chargin all the gnarly waves n shit but fucken no one knows who he is and yous wonder y coz hes so good

Tommo: ben did you cunts make a dvd?
Ben: yeh lad we called it the unknown chargers
OR
(you and ur mates out on an epic day of surf)
Tommo: whos that cunt hes fucken sick
Ben: hes a fucken unknown charger!

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

the castle

the castle is the best fucken movie ever made. watchin this movie means making the move from being a pre-aussie to a tru blu aussie bloke. this movie has sum of the best and funniest shit goin out in it and also sum of the stupidest shit goin out.

Dale kerrigan (from the castle): i gave this elephant to wayne coz he is in jail. elephants bring good luck, especially wen the trunks are up, and this trunk was up. (later in the movie) I thought about wayne tonight... i thought about his elephant. i wondered if the trunk was still up coz that brings good luck.

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

stupidest shit goin out

stupidest shit goin out is used to describe something that is very fucken stupid. this phrase is used alot by tommo. mayoh is always the one who does the stupidest shit goin out, and berkley also does aswell.

Ben: did you see mayoh try and hook in wif dat hot fucken chick?
Tommo: yehhhh.... stupidest shit goin out.....

by benjohnson April 29, 2005