benjohnson's definitions

cole me down on the panny sty

one of the many stupid fucken phrases that is said by the legendary pootie tang.

Guy: now pootie tang there has been a lot of controversy about your movie "sine your pitty on the runny kine", what do u hav 2 say about this?"
Pootie: I'm a canapan... all the way down. cole me on the panny sty....
Guy: excuse me?????
Pootie: co... cole me on the panny sty
Guy: what the hell r u talkin about????
Pootie:...... cole me down on the panny sty...
Guy: ohhhhhhh cole me down on the panny sty!!!

by benjohnson May 10, 2005

the castle

the castle is the best fucken movie ever made. watchin this movie means making the move from being a pre-aussie to a tru blu aussie bloke. this movie has sum of the best and funniest shit goin out in it and also sum of the stupidest shit goin out.

Dale kerrigan (from the castle): i gave this elephant to wayne coz he is in jail. elephants bring good luck, especially wen the trunks are up, and this trunk was up. (later in the movie) I thought about wayne tonight... i thought about his elephant. i wondered if the trunk was still up coz that brings good luck.

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

dayz

dayz can be used after sayin fucken anything at all. it juz makes normal shit that wouldnt normally be funny... um... it makes them funny.

Tommo: oi ben dayz?
Ben: yeh tommo wot u doin tonite dayz?

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

braz

this word is used in place place of anything you call your mates. it means bro, which originated from the lebs, so it was changed by the aussies first to bra, then braz. mayoh sez this word alot

tommo: mayoh you gettin pissed at berkleys satdy nite?
mayoh: yeh braz

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

whats the go

this phrase is used to ask your mates wot there doin or wot yous r guna do.

(Ben n Jack knock on barts door)
(bart answers the door naked)
Bart: Whats the go guyz?

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

dollop lane

the lane you go down on the way to Red Sands. you and your mates all sit on a skater and fang it down the lane and yous mosty always stack it and hurt yourslef

Ben: tommo you comin red sands next week
Tommo: yeh braz but i dun wana go down dollop lane agen im still fucked up from that shit!

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

bazza

bazza is another name for barrel. it is when a waves breaks and forms a hollow barrel shaped pipe that people try get in whilst in the surf. i THINK the word was made by mayoh, because only he can think up stupid words like that.... and the funny thing is that when he makes up words they always become fucken popular even though they are the stupidest shit goin out

Tommo: ben i juz got in an epic 30 foot bazza out island
Ben: woteva braz

by benjohnson April 29, 2005