benjohnson's definitions

bazza

bazza is another name for barrel. it is when a waves breaks and forms a hollow barrel shaped pipe that people try get in whilst in the surf. i THINK the word was made by mayoh, because only he can think up stupid words like that.... and the funny thing is that when he makes up words they always become fucken popular even though they are the stupidest shit goin out

Tommo: ben i juz got in an epic 30 foot bazza out island
Ben: woteva braz

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

stupidest shit goin out

stupidest shit goin out is used to describe something that is very fucken stupid. this phrase is used alot by tommo. mayoh is always the one who does the stupidest shit goin out, and berkley also does aswell.

Ben: did you see mayoh try and hook in wif dat hot fucken chick?
Tommo: yehhhh.... stupidest shit goin out.....

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

cole me down on the panny sty

one of the many stupid fucken phrases that is said by the legendary pootie tang.

Guy: now pootie tang there has been a lot of controversy about your movie "sine your pitty on the runny kine", what do u hav 2 say about this?"
Pootie: I'm a canapan... all the way down. cole me on the panny sty....
Guy: excuse me?????
Pootie: co... cole me on the panny sty
Guy: what the hell r u talkin about????
Pootie:...... cole me down on the panny sty...
Guy: ohhhhhhh cole me down on the panny sty!!!

by benjohnson May 10, 2005

dayz

dayz can be used after sayin fucken anything at all. it juz makes normal shit that wouldnt normally be funny... um... it makes them funny.

Tommo: oi ben dayz?
Ben: yeh tommo wot u doin tonite dayz?

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

chattin up

to chat up a chik is to try to get her in the sack by using words, usually seductive words.

Ben: i saw mayoh chattin up sum chik... or tryin to
Tommo: haha.... GOOD LUCK MAYOH

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

the unknown chargers

the unknown chargers are a group of bodyboarders who live in sydney australia. they made a self titled video obviously called "the unknown chargers". they are called the unknown chargers coz they are sick bodyboarders but they arnt famous. someone who is given the title "unknown charger" whilst you and your mates are out in the water, it means he is a sick bodyboarder chargin all the gnarly waves n shit but fucken no one knows who he is and yous wonder y coz hes so good

Tommo: ben did you cunts make a dvd?
Ben: yeh lad we called it the unknown chargers
OR
(you and ur mates out on an epic day of surf)
Tommo: whos that cunt hes fucken sick
Ben: hes a fucken unknown charger!

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

the castle

the castle is the best fucken movie ever made. watchin this movie means making the move from being a pre-aussie to a tru blu aussie bloke. this movie has sum of the best and funniest shit goin out in it and also sum of the stupidest shit goin out.

Dale kerrigan (from the castle): i gave this elephant to wayne coz he is in jail. elephants bring good luck, especially wen the trunks are up, and this trunk was up. (later in the movie) I thought about wayne tonight... i thought about his elephant. i wondered if the trunk was still up coz that brings good luck.

by benjohnson April 30, 2005