slummet

slummet is another word for slut. we use it coz it sounds fucken hilarious in general conversation
Tommo: ben ur a dickhead
Ben: shut ur mouth tommo u fucken slummet pumper
by benjohnson September 10, 2005
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dayz

dayz can be used after sayin fucken anything at all. it juz makes normal shit that wouldnt normally be funny... um... it makes them funny.
Tommo: oi ben dayz?
Ben: yeh tommo wot u doin tonite dayz?
by benjohnson April 30, 2005
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the castle

the castle is the best fucken movie ever made. watchin this movie means making the move from being a pre-aussie to a tru blu aussie bloke. this movie has sum of the best and funniest shit goin out in it and also sum of the stupidest shit goin out.
Dale kerrigan (from the castle): i gave this elephant to wayne coz he is in jail. elephants bring good luck, especially wen the trunks are up, and this trunk was up. (later in the movie) I thought about wayne tonight... i thought about his elephant. i wondered if the trunk was still up coz that brings good luck.
by benjohnson April 30, 2005
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garth mcgregor

garth mcgregor is a sick bodyboarder and he is barts idol. he does funny shit whilst on waves and fucken he has the sickest beard goin out
Ben: tommo did u see garth mcgregor on tension 7?
Tommo: yeh braz he is a funny cunt
by benjohnson April 30, 2005
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mazdabaz

Another name we hav given to mayoh the fucken losty cunt. he fucken cliks it wen cunts call him mazdabaz... n thats y we do it. its funny watchin mayoh in a distressed state
Tommo: oi mazdabaz
Mayoh: ......
Ben: oi MAZZZZZ
Mayoh: ............
Berkley: MAZDABAZZZZZZ
Mayoh: .........(about 2 clik it)...... FUCK U CUNTS!!!! (crying)
by benjohnson April 29, 2005
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Red sands

red sands is a fucken sick bodyboardin spot on the south coast of nsw, australia. it is a pretty unknown spot.... only locals, pros and hardcore bodyboarders know about it, which is a good thing because if heoasa cunts knew about it it would be fucked coz cunts would come from all over the world to surf it. Some of the barrels ive seen at red sands are so big i swear u could drive a fucken truck straight through and it could backdoor it and make it
Ben: tommo lets go red sands next week
Tommo: ok braz we'll get in sum fucken hollow bazza's
by benjohnson April 29, 2005
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yesty

aussie way of sayin yesterday. if ur a tru aussie n u say yesterday instead of yesty, ur a poof.
Ben: tommo wot u do yesty mate
Stupid lebo: wot is yesty bro
Tommo n ben: ur a gay cunt
by benjohnson May 06, 2005
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