Definitions by benji haynes

mong muncher 

those who munch on the officially monging and socially retarded

stop slobbering on my jacket you fuking retarded mong muncher

mong muncher by benji haynes June 5, 2005

penal girth 

the amount of weights or tomatoes you can sustain strapped to your penis giving you a good idea of your girth

my girth is immense i can take 20 g on it

or

my girth is awesome i can sustain 20 cherry toms

penal girth by benji haynes June 5, 2005

garab

short for gay arab- refers to those who are gay and are arabic at the same time, this includes those with ak 47's and other such sub standard weaponary.

gay is not just homosexual but could also mean batty annoying cuntish or just generally gay in the sense : oh my god your so gay

your mother is such a garab of the highest standard

garab by benji haynes June 5, 2005

insolence 

when a pleb blonde or tit comes out with a phrase or term that is truly batty and requires punishment for such twattery

wot the fuk are you talking about....INSOLENCE

plural

you fuking insolent fools

insolence by benji haynes June 5, 2005

muming 

this is where one attempts to screw a mother

urgh i saw that kid down the road MUMING his own mum it was filth

muming by benji haynes June 5, 2005