White boy weird

When something is done quite well but you just can't leave it alone, and you keep fuckin with it until you fuck it up.

See also, 'white guy weird'

"Ya know, Ben, you made a great rap song, but then you had to keep fuckin' white boy weird with it, and now it's fucked up."

by benjaminblanco July 03, 2021

half of two fucks

I know what you're thinking. Half of 2 equals 1. Not in this case. Half of 2, in this case means more, and also less, than 1 fuck.

Not to be confused with '2 fucks', 'a fuck', 'a shit', 'half a shit', 'zero fucks' and/or any other denomination or measurement of fucks and/or shits.

Guy 1: wanna know what I think?

Guy 2: I don't give half of two fucks what you think.

by benjaminblanco April 18, 2021

Bovino noir

it's when you cook lamb and cow blood and then chill it. And then put it through a fermentation process and store it in oak casks for 48 months. A rich almond & chestnut first wave, then distinct ribbons of Scottish clover lilly, and a saffron tonsil kicker, with accents of cinnamon, nutmeg, corn syrup, and mint. alcohol percentage is yet to be determined, but it is said to have similar effects as pinot noir, except its made from bovines, not grapes.

yo bovino noir gets you drunk af and it kinda reminds me of a steak and cheese

by benjaminblanco October 05, 2021

north & south

Your mouth. Also known as your suck hole.

Person 1: I said -

Person 2: hey! Your north & south, close it! Shut your suck hole!

by benjaminblanco May 06, 2021

Herbdick

When the penis is stoned off weed. Basically, a human dildo, because the person is too stoned to be present but the penis is hard and will not cum for a very long time, or at all.

This can be a pleasurable experience for a woman to climb on top and ride the fuck out of it, because the penis is hard enough to fuck but not hard enough to cum.

Girl 1: "Girl you seem happy today! You must've got it in this morning!"

Girl 2: "Yeah girl, Billy had herbdick and I rode the fuck out of it."

by benjaminblanco July 24, 2021