benjaminblanco's definitions

Boof brush

A tooth brush that you pour alcohol on and shove up your ass to get drunk really fast

"You want a drink? Let me get you a cup"

"Nah I'm good. I've got my boof brush"

by benjaminblanco July 9, 2021

Broverwhelmed

When a bro starts smashing things for no apparent reason it is very likely that something about the situation has caused him to become broverwhelmed

Frat guy 1 - "Bro, dude, why the fuck was you punching holes in the walls last night?"
Frat guy 2 - "Bro I don't know. That chick wouldn't grind with me and I lost it. I was broverwhelmed."

by benjaminblanco July 9, 2021

MAGAdone

Slang for Crystal Meth, the MAGA preferred cocktail

person 1: why are all these people screaming and waving trump 2020 signs?

person 2: oh its because they just smoked a bunch of MAGAdone because they are crystal meth heads

by benjaminblanco September 14, 2021

cumzilla

When someone takes a load in the mouth and immediately starts shrieking & smashing everything in sight

bro 1: why is your house all fucked up?
bro 2: cuz i cummed in tammy's mouth right as jenny sexted me and tammy saw it & turned into cumzilla

by benjaminblanco August 18, 2021

a witch's tit

Said to be extremely cold.

Wife: what's the temperature like outside, dear?

Husband: why I say it's colder than a witch's tit out here, yessuh

by benjaminblanco April 18, 2021