benjaminblanco's definitions

cumzilla

When someone takes a load in the mouth and immediately starts shrieking & smashing everything in sight

bro 1: why is your house all fucked up?
bro 2: cuz i cummed in tammy's mouth right as jenny sexted me and tammy saw it & turned into cumzilla

by benjaminblanco August 18, 2021

White boy weird

When something is done quite well but you just can't leave it alone, and you keep fuckin with it until you fuck it up.

See also, 'white guy weird'

"Ya know, Ben, you made a great rap song, but then you had to keep fuckin' white boy weird with it, and now it's fucked up."

by benjaminblanco July 3, 2021

White guy weird

When you are fixing something with tools, such as a car, or household project, and you work on it well past when it's either completely broken or completely fixed, and get mad if anyone tries to help you

"Bruh, why the fuck don't we have a front door? You got fuckin white guy weird again didn't you? Fuck, man."

Not to be confused with white boy weird

by benjaminblanco July 3, 2021

Boof brush

A tooth brush that you pour alcohol on and shove up your ass to get drunk really fast

"You want a drink? Let me get you a cup"

"Nah I'm good. I've got my boof brush"

by benjaminblanco July 9, 2021

Broverwhelmed

When a bro starts smashing things for no apparent reason it is very likely that something about the situation has caused him to become broverwhelmed

Frat guy 1 - "Bro, dude, why the fuck was you punching holes in the walls last night?"
Frat guy 2 - "Bro I don't know. That chick wouldn't grind with me and I lost it. I was broverwhelmed."

by benjaminblanco July 9, 2021