Definitions by benjaminblanco
Mumble Rap
Originally called "boy bands" back in the 1990s and early 2000s, mumble rap is a style of music mostly used by weird old dudes and douchey young dudes to masturbate to.
Examples of mumble rap derivatives are: the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, New Kids On The Block, 98 degrees
Examples of mumble rap derivatives are: the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, New Kids On The Block, 98 degrees
Boy 1: Hey do you still listen to Backstreet Boys and N'Sync while you masturbate?
Boy 2: Yes, but I mostly masturbate to mumble rap now.
Boy 2: Yes, but I mostly masturbate to mumble rap now.
Mumble Rap by benjaminblanco April 22, 2021
half of two fucks
I know what you're thinking. Half of 2 equals 1. Not in this case. Half of 2, in this case means more, and also less, than 1 fuck.
Not to be confused with '2 fucks', 'a fuck', 'a shit', 'half a shit', 'zero fucks' and/or any other denomination or measurement of fucks and/or shits.
Not to be confused with '2 fucks', 'a fuck', 'a shit', 'half a shit', 'zero fucks' and/or any other denomination or measurement of fucks and/or shits.
half of two fucks by benjaminblanco April 18, 2021
a witch's tit
Wife: what's the temperature like outside, dear?
Husband: why I say it's colder than a witch's tit out here, yessuh
Husband: why I say it's colder than a witch's tit out here, yessuh
a witch's tit by benjaminblanco April 18, 2021
kidbuddykid
1. When you're in a hurry and excited and your next move is the best move
2. Can also mean to calm down, when your friend needs to calm the f down for a minute
2. Can also mean to calm down, when your friend needs to calm the f down for a minute
Dude 1: kidbuddykid let's go! Let's go! Kidbuddykid hurry up, kidbuddykid!
Dude 2: kidbuddykid! Chill! Kid! Buddy! Kid! Seriously calm the fuck down
Dude 2: kidbuddykid! Chill! Kid! Buddy! Kid! Seriously calm the fuck down
kidbuddykid by benjaminblanco April 15, 2021
lovely burgers
A phrase that describes greatness, such as: a successful venture, a fantastic first date, scoring well on an important exam, an incredible journey, a fantastic night on the town, winning a game, feeling rested and rearing to embrace a new day, or just anything that's really really dope and satisfying, like traveling an hour and a half to a famous food stand that only accepts cash just to take a bite of their juicy delicious lovely burgers.
Diamond thief 1: Hey the security systems down, so we are lovely burgers. Do you have the millions of dollars worth of diamonds in your possession?
Diamond thief 2: Lovely burgers. Rendezvous at the helipad and let's get the f out of here.
Diamond thief 1: Roger. Lovely burgers. Out.
Diamond thief 2: Lovely burgers. Rendezvous at the helipad and let's get the f out of here.
Diamond thief 1: Roger. Lovely burgers. Out.
lovely burgers by benjaminblanco April 13, 2021