benjaminblanco's definitions

north & south

Your mouth. Also known as your suck hole.

Person 1: I said -

Person 2: hey! Your north & south, close it! Shut your suck hole!

by benjaminblanco May 5, 2021

Herbdick

When the penis is stoned off weed. Basically, a human dildo, because the person is too stoned to be present but the penis is hard and will not cum for a very long time, or at all.

This can be a pleasurable experience for a woman to climb on top and ride the fuck out of it, because the penis is hard enough to fuck but not hard enough to cum.

Girl 1: "Girl you seem happy today! You must've got it in this morning!"

Girl 2: "Yeah girl, Billy had herbdick and I rode the fuck out of it."

by benjaminblanco July 24, 2021

cumzilla

When someone takes a load in the mouth and immediately starts shrieking & smashing everything in sight

bro 1: why is your house all fucked up?
bro 2: cuz i cummed in tammy's mouth right as jenny sexted me and tammy saw it & turned into cumzilla

by benjaminblanco August 18, 2021

a witch's tit

Said to be extremely cold.

Wife: what's the temperature like outside, dear?

Husband: why I say it's colder than a witch's tit out here, yessuh

by benjaminblanco April 18, 2021

MAGAdone

Slang for Crystal Meth, the MAGA preferred cocktail

person 1: why are all these people screaming and waving trump 2020 signs?

person 2: oh its because they just smoked a bunch of MAGAdone because they are crystal meth heads

by benjaminblanco September 14, 2021