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A handjob, handy, or hando executed with absolutely no lubrication.
Guy 1. "Hey man, how'd you date with Sandpaper Sally go last night? She give you a drandy?"

Guy 2. Regrettably yes, and let me tell you, her hands are as rough as a dock workers heel.
drandy by benevident January 14, 2014
Words you can keep
grand and dandy at the same time
Wow! This ice cream is DRANDY!
drandy by mlownit wit no March 5, 2006
This creature is not only known for its formidable width but for its large mass and extremely heavy weight. This entity is the heaviest being known to man kind

This term could be used to insult and/or refer to someone as “big asf”
“You look like Drandy”

“I don’t know who you talking to like that. That’s mad disrespectful.”
Drandy by queefonme August 14, 2022

dandy boy 

Me: Seungmin whats your nickname?
Seungmin: Dandy boy.
dandy boy by river Xd November 30, 2020

hoe dandy 

A hoe dandy means a pimp.
The daddy for those trick babes is their hoe dandy!
hoe dandy by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2020

ding dong dandy 

This is a ladies' man about town, a bon vivant!
Her comes that ding dong dandy looking for new hookups!
ding dong dandy by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2020

dandy mott 

A godlike being who can hardly be defined with completely kind words. To sumarize it, he is a man-child who loves going on killing sprees and then bathing in the victims blood. He still has not obtained HIV
Kwanza is the holiday celebrating the birth of Dandy Mott
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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