Weakest Link

Popularised by a television game show of the same name, where the loser of each round is dismissed by the host with the phrase "You are the weakest link, goodbye!". Used for people who are the weakest/least intelligent/slowest of a group.

"You are the weakest link! Goodbye!"

by Ben November 26, 2003

Lominutybihfalobo

The scariest Being alive... Scares death himself.

I was pooned by the Lominutybihfalobo!

by Ben November 01, 2004

yellow card

An expression used to indicate that another's statement or action is disgusting or shockingly crude. Can be used with fairly minor statements, but should not be overused. This expresses a lesser degree of shock or disgust that a red card.

"I know she's on the rag, but I need to get some real bad."
"Yellow card, man, gross!"

by Ben December 28, 2004

red card

A statement used as an indication that another's action or statement immediately preceeding it sharply goes against the social norms of the group. The act must be of such an extreme nature as to cause hysterical disbelief or revulsion among members of the group. Obviously this is much stronger than calling a yellow card on someone.

"Yeah, she was so hot, I was ready to jump all over that."

"Dude, that's my sister, and she's only 15- Red Card!"

by Ben December 28, 2004

KOKLOADS

the result of self and/or assisted manipulation of the nether-regions of a young male

"yo, i was up all night wid yo mother playin wid my balls and slingin kokloads all over her face"

by ben November 09, 2003

orangetastic

Coined by me in reference to a very orange car. My friend then insisted that it is actually a characteristic of my mom. It is noteworthy that he was blazed at the time.

Your mom's orangetastic!

by Ben July 09, 2003

desperation

1. a desperate state of mind.
2. in dire staits.
3. in need of a bathroom.

1. "I can't put up with this much longer."
2. "I don't know how much longer I can hold out."
3. "I really need to pee....NOW!"

by ben November 18, 2003