ben's definitions

smoog

A small furry creature who gives people kisses in dreams. Often appears at low resolutions (12x12)

You're so low-res, you're smoog.

by Ben July 27, 2003

wank

1) (verb) To brag excessively, usually over computer components 2) (verb) To have a meaningless discussion over abstract theories; a pissing contest 3) To masturbate

1) Fucking NICK won't stop wanking about his 386 laptop and how it was the new hotness 84 years ago.
2) The moronic intellectual was wanking off about his latest 'theorem'
3) Everytime I have a wank I wipe out a small civilization

by Ben August 11, 2003

blackball

the process where someone says things behind someones back to make themselves seem good, then acts all freindly towards taht person when they see them

"that dick keeps playing blackball with you"

by Ben February 17, 2005

shinto

Japanese religion

He's a Shintoist
My religion is shintoism
Most japanese people are with the shinton religion (for lack of a better phrase)

by Ben December 13, 2003

Lowdon

Originally from the French religious city and latterly associated with The clan Campbell, the Lowdons were known for being Brigands and Border Reivers

With " Lowdon's bonnie woods and braes," Or
"Comin' thro' the rye,"

Or " Highland Mary "--ah! how sad
That those so loved should die!

by Ben April 5, 2005

juggalos

A bunch of faggots who think they are tough, yet the are scared to fight anyone unless they outnumber the other person at least three to one. They are just a group of losers that came together one day because someone realized if you could get all the losers into one group then maybe they could feel good about themselves.

Any loser wearing an ICP t-shirt.

by Ben October 31, 2006

Gayper

A person who is as gay as they are in the summer, as in the winter, a gay person perticularly when they are snowboarding. See the definition of "Quimby". If the quimby is the meat in the manwitch, the gayper are the surroundings. Commonly characterized by their neon snow gear, and Technine do-rag's.

Matt Cova is a fapping gayper.

by Ben January 19, 2004