ben's definitions

molestation center

slang term for the catholic church

-Hey man, Wanna get trashed tonight?

-Nah, I gotta wake up early and go to the molestation center

by Ben December 10, 2003

crowning

when shit in your asshole builds up when you have to take a shit really bad.

by ben June 5, 2003

Muted Trumpet

An "inverse" rusty trombone.

I got a Muted Trumpet. It made me go "wah wah wahhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by Ben November 7, 2003

edm

euro domestic market or a euro car moded with euro specific parts

that jetta is edm style

by ben March 6, 2004

biscuit dick

A dick that is wider than it is long thus looking like a biscuit.
See also chode

Your dad can't manufacture because he has a biscuit dick that is not long enough to extend into your mom.

by Ben April 20, 2005

kicks

shoes, usually of the basketball variety.

nice kicks bra, they new?

by ben November 7, 2003

34

Anal sex, simalar to 69.

I wanna 34 that girl!

by Ben February 9, 2005