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by beluga the suzzi cat December 29, 2022

1. Oh look, Nintendo has just dropped an update for Mario Kart World. Let’s check it out!
2. Wow, instead of trying to fix the issue, they decided to force us play the boring, zero skill, straight-line-simulator intermissions. What a Nintendo move.
2. Wow, instead of trying to fix the issue, they decided to force us play the boring, zero skill, straight-line-simulator intermissions. What a Nintendo move.
by beluga the suzzi cat July 2, 2025

by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022

My boi keeps watching Cocomelon’s intro all over and over again. He thinks it is just the funniest thing of all time.
by beluga the suzzi cat June 4, 2023

Me: Tinkaton vs Starmobile, who will win!?
Tinkaton used Gigaton Hammer!
*One shots Starmobile*
Me: …
Tinkaton used Gigaton Hammer!
*One shots Starmobile*
Me: …
by beluga the suzzi cat December 30, 2022

by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022

Teacher told us that the homework today is do 10 pages of Math. Many of us felt disappointed for this.
by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022
