beluga the suzzi cat's definitions

Corviknight

It keeps getting killed by Tinkaton

Corviknight flies around and encounters.. 100 Tinkatons
Corviknight: *Dies of 500 Gigaton Hammers*

by beluga the suzzi cat December 29, 2022

Nintendo

1. (noun) A Japanese company that makes video games:
2. (adj) Greedy, not caring about others:

1. Oh look, Nintendo has just dropped an update for Mario Kart World. Let’s check it out!
2. Wow, instead of trying to fix the issue, they decided to force us play the boring, zero skill, straight-line-simulator intermissions. What a Nintendo move.

by beluga the suzzi cat July 2, 2025

Flock

Literally “F**k”.

“A flock of birds.”
“I heard you swear”
“Wait, I didn’t swear-“

by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022

Cocomelon

A kids channel that became a meme.

My boi keeps watching Cocomelon’s intro all over and over again. He thinks it is just the funniest thing of all time.

by beluga the suzzi cat June 4, 2023

Gigaton Hammer

The move Tinkaton uses to destroy everything

Me: Tinkaton vs Starmobile, who will win!?
Tinkaton used Gigaton Hammer!
*One shots Starmobile*
Me: …

by beluga the suzzi cat December 30, 2022

Mamma Mia!

Mario’s quote.

Mario:

Mamma Mia! I lost all my spaghetti!

by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022

Homework

Homeworks are things that pupils hate.

Teacher told us that the homework today is do 10 pages of Math. Many of us felt disappointed for this.

by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022