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noun. The act or process of religifying or being religified. First popular usage found in the article "The Religification of John Kerry: How the candidate found his soul" by Steven Waldman.
The imaginary culture war of the 2000s will result in a religification of Americans not unlike the forced atheism under communist Russia.

Bitch! You betta religify or they gonna lock yo ass up!
by beer snob August 22, 2006
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Correction: (var: religiofication) Noun. The act or process of religifying or being religified. First usage by Eric Hoffer in "The True Believer: thoughts on the nature of mass movements" pub. 1951
"Renan felt that socialism was the coming religion of the Occident, and being a secular religion it would lead to the religiofication of politics and economics." --Eric Hoffer

"The Religification of John Kerry: How the candidate found his soul" --Steven Waldman.

by beer snob May 18, 2008
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noun. The act or process of religifying or being religified. First popular usage found in the article "The Religification of John Kerry: How the candidate found his soul" by Steven Waldman.
The imaginary culture war of the 2000s will result in a religification of Americans not unlike the forced atheism under communist Russia.

Bitch! You betta religify or they gonna lock yo ass up!
by beer snob September 10, 2006
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When a driver is released from or breaks through a traffic obstruction and accelerates excessively as if to make up for lost mileage. As the driver is restrained by some traffic obstruction, tension builds. When the obstruction is removed, the driver "slingshots" forward, releasing the tension.
Frankie was unfortunate to get caught behind a bunch of blue hairs when church let out. When he finally got to his turn-off, he experienced the slingshot effect and drove like he was in NASCAR the rest of the way home.
by beer snob April 29, 2007
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An abbreviation for “oh my Void,” which takes the place of OMG (“oh my God”) for non-theists.
Jeff Brinkley: "'Oh my God?' What do you mean, 'Oh my God?' You ought to say 'Oh my Void!' F---ing atheist." Hence, OMV.
by beer snob December 13, 2015
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Adj. Characterized by otherworldly voluminousity or by some trait or traits suited to breasts of one's ultimate fantasies. Conjugation of mammary and fantastic.
Damn! Homegirl has got some mamtastic breasticles!
by beer snob August 22, 2006
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verb. To make religious. To develop the appearance or real qualities of a believer in some religion. To get religion.

How do you make an irresponsible, ex-cokehead, failure of a businessman, who raised two stupid ho daughters, was a slacker in school, and never earned anything on his own virtue President of the United States? Religify him.
by beer snob August 22, 2006
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