beef's definitions

Joobs

Boobs that belong to a Jewish woman.

Cartman: "You know what a Jewish woman's boobs are called?... Joobs..."

by Beef April 20, 2006

Mustov

Big Russian guy who has a uni-brow and who ends most words with either -aise or -aisu. One major exception to this is when he says "Heet Heem" referring to a desier to see someone beasted on the football field or just in general. He has a really hot wife named Natasha, and a brother named Pistov.

"I am Mustov. HEET HEEM!" (guy gets destroyed, helmet comes off) "OH YAISE!!!"

by Beef February 8, 2004

toolerific

Name for an act of toolness.

It was toolerific..

by Beef March 20, 2003

backstreetboys

they r all gay

by beef September 1, 2003

Yaise

Phrase uttered by Mustov when he sees or thinks about something he likes. Usually preceded by "Oh"

Mustov, do you like women?
Mustov: OH YAISE!!!

by Beef February 8, 2004

toofer

chewing tobacco

used mainly in the boonies of Pennsylvania

see schnoozer

where's all the toofers at?

by Beef October 14, 2003

puke willy

The act of barfing on another's cock for a laugh.

I saw a fellow homosapien blow chunks down my trousers.

by beef January 6, 2004