bearded abe's definitions

an old fuck

when your fuck a person that is over 60 years old. like your grandmother or an old babysitter or something.

Person 1: dude i fucked our babysitter.
Person 2: dude she was in her 60s.
Person 1: we were in LOVE!!!!
Person 2: haha you had an old fuck.

by bearded abe March 5, 2005

spongebob

according to the chruch: Spongebob is gay. what the fuck took them so long. he has the gayist voice, and everything that the show does he gay. now im no homophobe but the church took a long time to say that spongebob is a gay. Im jewish and even I know that spongebob is gay.

u know what?? spongebob is the antichrist.

spongebob is the antichrist and theres nothing we can do about it.

by Bearded Abe March 1, 2005

white shower

when a guy explodes his cum all over a girls chest. and it keeps cumming...

watch out for the white shower.

by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005

nude

see someone of the oppisite sex with no clothes. then popping a hard on and then doing him/her on the spot. however, it must me gracefull

don't be retarded and fucking get NAKED!!

by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005

Pussy licking

same thing as finger-lickin'-good

Pussy tastes good when its finger licking good.

by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005

The Bible

the book that is supposed to be the truth about god... fuck that. there is no god, there's jesus because he is in our history books, but no god. GOD IS A FAGGOT.

your fucking god is a faggot.

by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005

Main Line

The Main Line is full of rich, white, jews who drive there fucking BMWs and go out to eat every night. I live on the Main Line. I have been living there since the summer of '99 and I have grown to hate everybody there.

These fuckos think they can do whatever they want because they are jews. When I'm walking somewhere and I see one of these rich fucks I see them looking at me like I'm poor. If you live on the main...go to hell. If you want to live on the main line...you go problems.

The Main Line sucks monkey nuts.

by Bearded Abe February 27, 2005