Boner basher

1) an individual or animal who interrupts your wank sesh causing you to become flacid
2) an unfortunate event that rewins you're awesome plans or bad ass current situation inturn making it negative or ending it altogether

1) My dog can be a real boner basher, I was mid way through flogging the log and it was becoming nice and stiff untill my dog ran into the sliding glass door startling me .

2) my bother is a real boner basher, I was 3rd gear pinned doing a hill climb on my yfs 200 and I get a call his truck crapped out and needs a tow

by beaner master98 September 12, 2016

Dilicone

Dilicone is a high grade from of silicone typically used to make sex toys such as dildos, anal beads, butt plugs, flesh lights, ect.

i made a plaster mold of my erect penis and let it cure. next i filled the casting with Dilicone and let the Dilicone cure. a day later i cracked the casting open and presto... an exact copy of mydick, but made of Dilicone.

by beaner master98 May 13, 2013

beaner bashing

when you beat up beaners with a bat or some other heavy object

chad: hey i see some illeagal beaners , i hate them
rich: hey well lets go beaner bashing
chad , sounds fun
beaner: oh shit , i better run

by beaner master98 July 26, 2010

trump overload

When you experience a large influx of media containing Trump which exceeds critical threshold causing grate discomfort

I had a trump overload just turning on my TV, trump was the main topic on every news channel

by beaner master98 February 06, 2017

Chooch stick

A snonym for cigarette or breathing antler,comonly used by the 1 puglife.

For Frigg sakes,11 bucks for a patch of smokes, that is roughly 55 cents per chooch stick.

by beaner master98 September 07, 2016

Post brake

An unauthorised brake taken after scheduled brake time has ended.

That sandwich at lunch got me so full I had to go on post brake to recover.

by beaner master98 September 08, 2016

Dong cranker

1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning

2) one who wanks it chronically.

My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.

by beaner master98 September 07, 2016