baz's definitions

cummo

an irish lepper.

cummo:me arm fell off.

by baz September 18, 2003

flank

The word flank is used as a substitute to most key words in a sentence, especially swear words

What the 'flank'?

You get flanked right up yer flank hole mate

by baz January 19, 2005

scrunt

1. The result produced when a cunt is smashed by a flying headbut.
2. derogotory term used to describe a slut or fuckhead.
Has it's origins from busted up weekends.

1. Looks like she's been kicked in her scrunt guts.
2. I am scrunt munted!

by Baz April 21, 2004

meat glock

cunt seeking, semi automitac assault weapon.

I unloaded a clip from me meat glock into her spam catcher

by Baz July 18, 2004

Beautawife

A guys closest girl best friend. Who will never let you down and is always there for you. She is also beautiful,has the best personality and is the nicest girl you'll ever know.You will always love her very much and will know her forever. Just such an amazing person to know!

I love you Beautawife!!!

Man my Beautawife is amazing!!!

by BAZ October 24, 2012

chun

CHUN. to mean shit. Could be used in any situation

fuck off you chun head.
Man that k-grind was chun.
Well we chunned that one up.

by Baz June 18, 2004

Butt Knot

Stage fright for homosexual actors

" I was doin fine until I had an attack of Butt Knot"

by Baz February 21, 2004