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desert dick

- The drought-like state of (a male) not having sex for a protracted period of time
"He's had a bad case of desert dick since he broke up with his fiancée."
by Batrastard July 19, 2003
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niletwat

1- A vagina that has seen so much penis, that its breadth is analagous to that of the Nile river.

2- An absurdly promiscuous female.
I wouldn't recommend touching that niletwat without a biohazard suit, man.
by Batrastard April 17, 2003
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smurf nuts

1- Blue balls

2- Why Grouchy Smurf is so angry
"She got me all worked up and walked away, leaving me with a bad case of smurf nuts."

"I HATE SMURF NUTS!!!"
by Batrastard July 9, 2003
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Konamiwank

-To wankerbate the PNRZ or CLTRZ by utilizing repeated motions of Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, and Right
"When I broke out the Konamiwank on my girl, it was all over..."
by Batrastard July 31, 2003
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sushify

-To pound a woman's vagina raw with intense PNRZical ramming
"I am going to sushify your VGNRZ so hard, you will feel great discomfort sitting for a span of several days or more."
by Batrastard July 24, 2003
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win button

Any attack in a video game which is heinously overpowered. A good example of this is the AHVB.
"Who needs to learn strategy when all you have to do is mash on the win button?"
by Batrastard July 2, 2003
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poonfest

-A gathering in which a large amount of sex is going to take place; an orgy
"I say we gather up some females and have ourselves a poonfest!!"
by Batrastard July 11, 2003
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