poon-ka-bob

1- The gestalt form that results from the interfacing of any object and a woman's VGNRZ for the (presumed) purpose of getting her off

2- A term for a guy that can get poon at the drop of a hat, or the PNRZ of said individual

"She maek poon-ka-bob wif teh sex toy or veggietable!!!!"

"He gets so many chicks, he might as well be a poon-ka-bob."

by Batrastard July 12, 2003

otakabron

An otaku who speaks or writes in an annoying combination of Spanish, English, and sloppy Japanese.

"Hola, guys! EFU EKUSU WA AHOU DESUKA BAKA kekekekeke ^_^"

by Batrastard January 25, 2005

VGNRZ

1- A hilarious and slurred mispronunciation of "vagina"

2- A pussy

3- Webslang for the vagina, a handy massaging device for the PNRZ

"TEH LEZBIANS ARE COOL THEY EAT VGNRZ TOO LET ME TAEP PLZ KTHX."

"Don't be such a VGNRZ, I was just kidding about the boogie monster thing."

"TEH PPLZ PNRZ = BIG FAN OF VGNRZ"

by Batrastard July 06, 2003

PNRZ

1- A hilarious and slurred mispronunciation of the word "penis"

2- A dick

3- Webslang for the penis

"I LIEK IT (hic) WEN YUOR SISTER PLAYZ WIF MY PNRZ."

"Dude, you're such a fucking pnrz."

"OMG ITS TEH PPLZ PNRZ :-O"

by Batrastard July 04, 2003

cockmongrel

1- A derisive term for a person of dubious worth.

2- A man who is known for sticking his penis in a wide variety of animals. His perversion does not discriminate

"You're such a cockmongrel."

"Whether cat or dog
tortoise or a hog
Cockmongrel does not care
Too dumb to know
his brain's too slow
He'll stick teh PNRZ anywhere"

by Batrastard July 02, 2003

squatpisser

-One who must squat or sit to urinate; a woman

"I can write my name in the snow with ease because I'm not a squatpisser!"

by Batrastard October 16, 2003

hypocunt

A compound word ("hypocrite" + "cunt") meaning a worthless woman who consistently says one thing and does another. Used as a noun.

That hypocunt says she likes to be with nice guys, but will dump them at the first sight of an asshole who will treat her like shit.

by Batrastard May 24, 2003