Definitions by batrastard
mic-check
-Tapping a woman on the forehead with one's erect penis, often accompanied with a self-provided popping sound. It is even more amusing when the woman isn't expecting it.
mic-check by Batrastard July 4, 2003
pogo-sticking
-A variation of the mic-check where you tap the PNRZ against the foreheads of various women in succession, often at a comically high speed.
pogo-sticking by Batrastard July 2, 2003
polywonk
"I was just sitting in the rowboat, minding my own business, when she started to polywonk me. :-O"
"I say, old chap, that young lady certainly gives a good polywonk."
"I say, old chap, that young lady certainly gives a good polywonk."
polywonk by Batrastard July 2, 2003
AHVB
Abbreviation for AIR HYPER VIPER BEAM, one of Cable's moves in Marvel vs. Capcom 2. It is well-known among the fighting game community for being one of the most heinously-overpowered moves ever, especially given its ease of execution. It is a synonym for win button.
AHVB by Batrastard July 2, 2003
win button
win button by Batrastard July 2, 2003
cockmongrel
1- A derisive term for a person of dubious worth.
2- A man who is known for sticking his penis in a wide variety of animals. His perversion does not discriminate
2- A man who is known for sticking his penis in a wide variety of animals. His perversion does not discriminate
"You're such a cockmongrel."
"Whether cat or dog
tortoise or a hog
Cockmongrel does not care
Too dumb to know
his brain's too slow
He'll stick teh PNRZ anywhere"
"Whether cat or dog
tortoise or a hog
Cockmongrel does not care
Too dumb to know
his brain's too slow
He'll stick teh PNRZ anywhere"
cockmongrel by Batrastard July 2, 2003
hypocunt
A compound word ("hypocrite" + "cunt") meaning a worthless woman who consistently says one thing and does another. Used as a noun.
That hypocunt says she likes to be with nice guys, but will dump them at the first sight of an asshole who will treat her like shit.
hypocunt by Batrastard May 24, 2003