batrastard's definitions

desert dick

- The drought-like state of (a male) not having sex for a protracted period of time

"He's had a bad case of desert dick since he broke up with his fiancée."

by Batrastard July 19, 2003

niletwat

1- A vagina that has seen so much penis, that its breadth is analagous to that of the Nile river.

2- An absurdly promiscuous female.

I wouldn't recommend touching that niletwat without a biohazard suit, man.

by Batrastard April 17, 2003

smurf nuts

1- Blue balls

2- Why Grouchy Smurf is so angry

"She got me all worked up and walked away, leaving me with a bad case of smurf nuts."

"I HATE SMURF NUTS!!!"

by Batrastard July 9, 2003

Konamiwank

-To wankerbate the PNRZ or CLTRZ by utilizing repeated motions of Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, and Right

"When I broke out the Konamiwank on my girl, it was all over..."

by Batrastard July 31, 2003

sushify

-To pound a woman's vagina raw with intense PNRZical ramming

"I am going to sushify your VGNRZ so hard, you will feel great discomfort sitting for a span of several days or more."

by Batrastard July 24, 2003

win button

Any attack in a video game which is heinously overpowered. A good example of this is the AHVB.

"Who needs to learn strategy when all you have to do is mash on the win button?"

by Batrastard July 2, 2003

poonfest

-A gathering in which a large amount of sex is going to take place; an orgy

"I say we gather up some females and have ourselves a poonfest!!"

by Batrastard July 11, 2003