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Definitions by batrastard

mic-check 

-Tapping a woman on the forehead with one's erect penis, often accompanied with a self-provided popping sound. It is even more amusing when the woman isn't expecting it.
"Mic-check time, baby!! (pop-pop-pop) "
mic-check by Batrastard July 4, 2003

pogo-sticking 

-A variation of the mic-check where you tap the PNRZ against the foreheads of various women in succession, often at a comically high speed.
"Man, I was pogo-sticking random females like a porn star last night, dude."
pogo-sticking by Batrastard July 2, 2003

polywonk 

1- Verb meaning "to fellate"
2- Noun meaning "blowjob"
"I was just sitting in the rowboat, minding my own business, when she started to polywonk me. :-O"

"I say, old chap, that young lady certainly gives a good polywonk."
polywonk by Batrastard July 2, 2003
Abbreviation for AIR HYPER VIPER BEAM, one of Cable's moves in Marvel vs. Capcom 2. It is well-known among the fighting game community for being one of the most heinously-overpowered moves ever, especially given its ease of execution. It is a synonym for win button.
"Dude, fuck losing... just AHVB that shit down!!!!"
AHVB by Batrastard July 2, 2003

win button 

Any attack in a video game which is heinously overpowered. A good example of this is the AHVB.
"Who needs to learn strategy when all you have to do is mash on the win button?"
win button by Batrastard July 2, 2003

cockmongrel 

1- A derisive term for a person of dubious worth.

2- A man who is known for sticking his penis in a wide variety of animals. His perversion does not discriminate
"You're such a cockmongrel."

"Whether cat or dog
tortoise or a hog
Cockmongrel does not care
Too dumb to know
his brain's too slow
He'll stick teh PNRZ anywhere"
cockmongrel by Batrastard July 2, 2003

hypocunt 

A compound word ("hypocrite" + "cunt") meaning a worthless woman who consistently says one thing and does another. Used as a noun.
That hypocunt says she likes to be with nice guys, but will dump them at the first sight of an asshole who will treat her like shit.
hypocunt by Batrastard May 24, 2003