bastardized bottomburp's definitions

assess

The Princess of Ass

Dear Assess,

Please join me for dinner under the cows ass.

Your love, Harry the Bastard

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

metric shitload

The equivalent of 1000 metric shitballs.

I plopped a metric shitload of faeces all over the sidewalk, blocking movement on the road.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

native

Forgotten people of America and Australia.

by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003

Vanilla Coke

When mispronunced by a Japanese man living in an English environment, it creates humour.

<Jappo> I ask for Vanilla Cock! WHY YOU LAUGH?!?!

by bastardized bottomburp May 22, 2003

asscandle

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003

insomnia

The inability to sleep. A disorder.

It's 2:05 AM and I'm still not slightly sleepy, yet I got up early this morning. Maybe I have light insomnia.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003

baybe

what azn females call themselves in their MSN Display Names.

(*)(&)LiDDle AzN BaYBe(L)(r)

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003