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assess

Dear Assess,

Please join me for dinner under the cows ass.

Your love, Harry the Bastard
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
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metric shitload

I plopped a metric shitload of faeces all over the sidewalk, blocking movement on the road.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003
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native

by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003
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Vanilla Coke

When mispronunced by a Japanese man living in an English environment, it creates humour.
<Jappo> I ask for Vanilla Cock! WHY YOU LAUGH?!?!
by bastardized bottomburp May 22, 2003
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asscandle

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.
My house is decorated with asscandles.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003
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insomnia

It's 2:05 AM and I'm still not slightly sleepy, yet I got up early this morning. Maybe I have light insomnia.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003
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baybe

what azn females call themselves in their MSN Display Names.
(*)(&)LiDDle AzN BaYBe(L)(r)
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003
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