bastardized bottomburp's definitions

the poopsmith

A man the King of Town employed for reasons he cares not to disclose.

<StrongBad> Okay, Poopsmith. That's the worst costume I ever saw. I mean, you're Lazer-Tag? What, are you supposed to be dressed up as the product? Or is it more abstract that that, like you're supposed to be the concept of Lazer-Tag?
Come on man, you know you just found that old crap in a trunk in your basement.

<KingofTown> Ease off, Strong Bad! He's not the one that dressed up as a girl 2 years in a row!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003

assful

one who is assy

"That bumscummin' bitch over there sure is assful."
"What'd you say 'bout my mum?"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

Uber Cynic

One who is very negative and choc-full of bad karma.

The Uber Cynic complained about the sky and then shot and elderly man.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

hoy

A word muttered after being contradicted, or after someone says something they think is right/cool, but isn't.

<CheeseWad> Yuo fagit
<LavatoryMaster> Hoy..

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003

dirt

Butthole

Don't forget to wipe your dirt!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003

urban addictionary

A form of addiction you get from frequently writing definitions at UrbanDictionary.com. Victims of Urban Addictionary are known as Urban Addicts.

I have the Urban Addictionary and won't lose it any time soon.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003

Early-Eminem Syndrome

When you start off as a shitty, senseless rapper or singer and then suddenly become good.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003