Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

asscandle

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.

asscandle by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003

special people 

a group of people with special needs

They're only special because they're MENTALLY RETARDED!

special people by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

null 

1. Of or relating to nothing; nothingness.
2. Javascript, when a propertie has the equalness of zero, etc.

1. My bedroom is just null.
2. The command prompt asked me to type my name. I hit 'Enter' without typing a name, and on the webpage, it said 'Hello, null! Welcome to my site!'

null by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

FROD 

Typographical error of 'Ford'

<AznRyda> MESA BUYZ A FROD ON TEH WEAKEND!!111 LOLZ
<Qwerty> Fascinating.

FROD by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

sex0r 

1. Sex
2. Sexy
3. To have sex

1. I like to sex0r sluts out in the hen-house.
2. She is teh sex0rs!
3. So, you want sex0rs, eh?

sex0r by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

spacebar 

sinful business

My dog spacebarred on my lap.

spacebar by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

retart

Retarded spelling of 'retard'

<KlingonKnight> HAR GHA URA SUK @ HAXORING
<Buttock> And?
<KlingonKnight> SHATAP URA RETART

retart by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003