bastardized bottomburp's definitions

meat hooks

another name for 'hands'

"Keep your grubby meathooks of my cousin Earl!"

"You don't have a cousin Earl.."

"And that's the way -uhuh uhuh- I like it!"

"Yes..."

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

strong bad

Metallic panties of weightful steel and concrete

I'll take off your strong bads... ow! Shit! Those're heavy panties..

by bastardized bottomburp May 29, 2003

random act of faggotry

the act of being a faggot who walks around the internet spraying shit.

by bastardized bottomburp May 1, 2003

bastardised bottomburp

'dictionary.com' was my 750th definition.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003

Gothic

An old type of architecture, admired by Goths and crones.

Have you ever sat on a piece of Gothic architecture for 1000 years? Really gets right up your ass, you know.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 13, 2003

rubber

A condom.

Look at this fat-ass nigga. Sloppy sucka. You a ugly mo'erfucker. Your pop shoulda worn rubber.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

sell out

1) One who claims all these things unto his or her self but hypocritically contradicts this.
2) Those singers who do nothing but endorse products

fuck off, sell out, we don't listen to wuss-rock anymore.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003