bastardized bottomburp's definitions

broken

Out of order, like my old walkman.

The inability to function.

Crap, my ass is broken. Oh well. I'll be sitting here for a while, so... definitions galore.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 2, 2003

Politically-Correct Old Lady

Martial Arts master with an instinct for truck-driving.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Politically-Correct Old Lady! Born to fight justice while knitting at the same time. Gaze as she catches the bus! Stutter as she solves cross-word puzzles!

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 18, 2003

homework

Anything that consumes your time. Some of it is necessary, other times it is the result of your idiot Geography teacher spending 3/4 of class time explaining things irrelevant to your yearly mark, class work or anything. As for Math, it's just annoying sheets of paper that is made to help you revise what you learnt in class. I reckon the notes in the book are enough.

Homework causes stress, boredom and loss of time to do more important things or fun things. It's just an extension of school.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 30, 2003

quit

To end a program.

Quit AIM.
Quit Photoshop.
Quit CuteFTP.
Quit Internet Explorer.
Quit Raping_Young_Boys.jpg
Quit Windows.
Quit reading this definition.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003

who're

Abbreviation of "Who are". Idiots who use Instant Messaging tend to spell it 'Whore' or 'hur' or maybe 'hoore'.

A: whore u?
B: B. hur u?
A: dunno. hoore u?
B: oready tald u.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003

special people

a group of people with special needs

They're only special because they're MENTALLY RETARDED!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

SMSer

Those trendie faggots invading the population of schools, spending their days fiddling with their mobile phones, messaging each other with such messages as 'wot u doin' and 'fuk ura mom LOLZ'. They never call anyone because they have no one to call, or think they're 'too cool for school' so they only SMS each other and get the giggles when they see the responce.

I don't have a mobile phone, and I am proud. I don't wanna turn into a testicle-brained cheese-case. And, besides, I'd spend too much money because I refuse to 'tok lyk dis'.

<SMSer1> *messaging* wot is doin?
<SMSer2> *replying* msging u!!
<SMSer1> *replying* LOLZ!
<SMSer2> *replying* i no i am da funyest.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003