Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

penal combustion 

It's penile, not penal, you dumb schmuck.

penile surgery
penile combustion
penile sex
penile head

penal combustion by bastardized bottomburp May 19, 2003

Zero Wing 

An engrish game in which All Your Base Are Belong To Us spawned from.

Captain: What You Say!?

Zero Wing by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003

look at me! 

Phrase not spoken, but played out in actions (i.e stripping) by attention-whores and fucktards.

The attention-whore went into a bar and stripped down into nothing but her underpants. Her actions totally screamed "LOOK AT ME! PLEASE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"

look at me! by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003

all your base are belong to us 

1. An exclamation of superiority
2. Phrase exclaimed when the opposite team/opponent is pwned or defeated.
3. Phrase taken from Zero Wing, a poorly translated Japanese-to-English video game, in which the character Cats exclaims.

1. Haha you guys suck! All your base are belong to us!
2. We won! We won! Your bases are ours! All of them! All your base are belong to us!!
3. Play Zero Wing and see.

all your base are belong to us by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003

SARS 

Science fiction concocted by the government to scare the peasants and little-folk.

<GovernmentOfficial> Those thousands of people didn't die of cancer, or AIDS! They died of SARS!
<Crowd> Oh my God!
<SelfEmployedBusinessman> Time to take advantage of such chaotic chaos and stock up on facial masks, claiming that they prevent SARS!

SARS by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003

It's funny because it's true 

Statement of truth used when something non-fictional, ironic and hilarious occurs.

<GhettoChubb> Me and my sister went down to the supermarket, and this huge fat chick was standing near the frozen-food section, and I swear to God I thought it was my sister, and I slapped the bitch on the shoulder and said 'Losing a little wait?' and the women turned around and kicked me inside a fridge. A closed fridge!
<Hymenia> Hahahh, its funny because it's true.

It's funny because it's true by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003

uber 

Very, really, super, almightyly

"Your son is über-annoying. Cage him."
"Har hardy har,, fagorts, i m teh über-1337z~~~!1"
"This test is über-hard."

uber by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003