Politically-Correct Old Lady

Martial Arts master with an instinct for truck-driving.
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Politically-Correct Old Lady! Born to fight justice while knitting at the same time. Gaze as she catches the bus! Stutter as she solves cross-word puzzles!
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 18, 2003
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broken

Out of order, like my old walkman.

The inability to function.
Crap, my ass is broken. Oh well. I'll be sitting here for a while, so... definitions galore.
by Bastardized Bottomburp November 02, 2003
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homework

Anything that consumes your time. Some of it is necessary, other times it is the result of your idiot Geography teacher spending 3/4 of class time explaining things irrelevant to your yearly mark, class work or anything. As for Math, it's just annoying sheets of paper that is made to help you revise what you learnt in class. I reckon the notes in the book are enough.
Homework causes stress, boredom and loss of time to do more important things or fun things. It's just an extension of school.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 30, 2003
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Chode Muffin

A baked good, consisting of chode meat, decorated with little chodes (kinda like how a chocolate-chip muffin is decorated with chocolate-chips.)
Daniel muched down on a chode muffin, blissfully.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003
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Another alternative would be "Your mom was easy"
<Hickery> Haw haw! I pwnz0red j00 in teh Chess!!!1!!1!!2 j00 is teh too easy!
<Dickery> Well, your mom was easy.
<Hickery> Oh my!
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 01, 2003
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ascii

excellent way of expression artistic talent by using computer-generated symbols to make images, by collecting them together.
Simple Ascii:

(>_<)<I AM CARTMAN, GOD DAMN IT!)
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
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n0b

A n00b's penis.
That n00b can shove his n0b up a vacuum cleaner.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 04, 2003
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