hello shitty

What one would say if one peered into a used toilet bowl.

<RoboToilet> I am honored to accept your waste.
<TubboFromDubbo> Hello Shitty!

by bastardized bottomburp May 29, 2003

rash

*lubricant

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

assling

The spawn of a large, hairy man's ass.

The asslings gathered and plotted the revolt against their bald overlords.

by BastardizeD BottomburP March 29, 2003

Tits

Water balloons, jugs, boobs, boobies, dirty pillows, beach balls, knockers, titties, hooters, grabbers, honkers, bouncers, big 'uns, breasts, watermelons, melons, water bags, suckers

"HIAY HU WANTZ 2 FEELL MAI TITS?////" - Britney Spears discovers the internet.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

hated

What I am. And that's the way I like it. The wise words of Eminem, I quote:

"I only cuss to make your mom upset!"

I am the most hated motherfucker on Earth. You think I give a fuck?

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003

metric shitload

Equivalent to:

» Heaps
» Lots
» Lotsa lotsa
» Craploads
» Mucho
» Many alot
» Ball of dung

I carried a metric shitload up shit creek.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

:'S

An expression of confusion one feels when one has a dagger lodged in one's face.

:'S WTF, is there, like, a dagger in my face?

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003