Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

Your Uncle Gus 

A 'your mom' insult against a European.

<Klondyke> Fuckle your uncle Gus, italian pizza boy!
<Italy> Who?

Your Uncle Gus by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

crackabum 

A buttocks that has been cracked from several cases of sledge-hammeration.
See S&M.

She got a crackabum after being smashed in the arse with an enormous sledge hammer.

crackabum by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

pants 

What I wear on my head to amuse my chums and associates.

"Will sir be wearing his pants on his head today?" - My Butler

pants by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

Jhonen Vasquez 

Creator of Invader Zim, the single greatest animation after The Simpsons and Futurama.

Meats of evil..

Jhonen Vasquez by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

my website 

You'd like to go there, wouldn't you?

Me elite HTML and CSS skills are to complex for your eyes to comprehend.

my website by Bastardized Bottomburp July 25, 2003

Oaf 

Mentally challenged human or orangutan, out-cast by their abnormally large manboobs and incredibly low brain-nut.

"HALO I M TEH BESTSED PPL IN DA WERLD!1 I LIV IN MA LARG MANSHUN N I M DA MOST POPULA GURL IN SKEWL!11" - the Female Oaf, found in its natural habitat... AOL.

Oaf by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

Early-Eminem Syndrome 

When you start off as a shitty, senseless rapper or singer and then suddenly become good.

Early-Eminem Syndrome by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003