Definitions by bas

Newsflash

A word commonly used to point out the obvious.

Newsflash: Getting shot hurts!

Newsflash by Bas May 26, 2005

Conspiracy Theory 

If people are unemployed, they make up a conspiracy theory that's insane and the "truth", never mind that it makes no sense. This will give them attention, and if they get lucky, they'll get payed to write a book about their theory, making them some money to pay their electric bills.

The illuminati controlls us all!

$KA-CHING$

Conspiracy Theory by Bas April 8, 2005

tinfoil hat 

Number 1 fashion accessory for unemployed conspiracy theorists around the world!

The illuminati was scanning my brain, but not since I got this tinfoil hat!

tinfoil hat by Bas April 8, 2005

White Hole

The direct opposite of a black hole. Whereas a black hole always sucks up matter, white holes always spew out matter. Just like wormholes, they're mathematically possible, but they don't exist in the real universe. At least, not in the dimensions we can perceive... Bwuhahahaha! *Twilight Zone music kicks in*

White Holes are the exact opposite of black holes.

White Hole by Bas March 7, 2005

Bawler 

Bawler, Player, Pimp, Willy

Someone with money or status in the neighbourhood, a player or bawler. Who has allot of girls around.

Bawler by Bas December 18, 2004

Double B-Unit 

It's a crew of frontman Bas Bastiaans. It's the most dangerous crew/gang in The Netherlands....

Stop this shit or we're gonna double b your Ass

Double B-Unit by Bas May 28, 2004

wangzit 

A zit on your wang. Also, an insult meaning someone who resembles a zit on a wang.

Fishy is a wangzit.

wangzit by Bas March 25, 2004