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The paralysis and stunned expression one sees on the faces of those who have waited too long for their obligatory Holiday shopping and find themselves faced with a crush of advertising fueled retail zealots at the 11th hour.
#1: "Dude snap out of it we've got to get it over with."
#2: (shaking head and blinking eyes) "Sorry man; just had a fit of Retail Epilepsy when I saw that line and all those people."
#2: (shaking head and blinking eyes) "Sorry man; just had a fit of Retail Epilepsy when I saw that line and all those people."
by barec2 December 23, 2011
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by barec2 March 17, 2011
Get the Draflection mug.A former hardcore gangsta rapper who now relaxes within the confines of a gated community in a lavishly appointed, multi-million dollar home; enjoying a life that most of his fans can't hope to achieve.
A sell-out who's abandoned fighting "The Man" for fighting with his interior decorator.
A sell-out who's abandoned fighting "The Man" for fighting with his interior decorator.
Fan 1: Yo man, did you hear Diddy's 'bout to drop a new single?
Fan 2: Nah man I don't listen to that fool since he came out with a line of homegoods. He's gone form OG to AG.
Fan 1: AG?
Fan 2: Yeah he's all livin' the Armoire Gangsta (AG) life.
Fan 1: You jus' hatin'.
Fan 2: Nah man, I'm keepin' it real!
Fan 2: Nah man I don't listen to that fool since he came out with a line of homegoods. He's gone form OG to AG.
Fan 1: AG?
Fan 2: Yeah he's all livin' the Armoire Gangsta (AG) life.
Fan 1: You jus' hatin'.
Fan 2: Nah man, I'm keepin' it real!
by barec2 November 11, 2011
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