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cig ass

Noun: a type of person or an individual whose anus smells like cigarettes. One who likes having cigs shoved up their asshole.
Tanya has pungent cig ass you can smell when she takes off her panties.

Renders is a real cig ass.

Jussie loves having cigs shoved up his ass.
by ballplayer182 March 23, 2022
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Mackhard Kunts

People who go to a barber who gives fagboy haircuts. Limp dicked low education tools who think that because they massively overpaid for a shittastic hair appointment all to look like a total douches that somehow they are cool.
Keymonny: Yo nigrums, look at that those koala fags tryna do pullups at the playground. Damn mass monsters!

Hulse puss: Brah, those are some o dem Mackhard Kunts. Total faggots who get those ratty ass cuts from those asshats at that shithole called mackhard.
by ballplayer182 May 6, 2022
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Peak cycle

Adjective: the time during a steroid cycle when the user has the highest doses and typically the highest measurable testosterone levels. This is usally when the greatest growth occurs, and also the peak in athletic performance capability.
Render nems: Dude look at that mass monster, he must be at peak cylce look how massive her glutes are.

Hader nems: naw dawg, look at them koala doggies over there, now thats peak cycle. Theyre hitting Koala bombs left and right.
by ballplayer182 March 12, 2022
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Cunt Roid Rage

Noun: a type of human outburst by an individual that involves two distinct factors of behavior in one episode. The episode is a reaction to a situation or verbal confrontation. The two factors of behavior are 1 being a cunt and 2. A roid rage

This outburst can be from a man or woman.

The outburst will typically include profanity, loud yelling, ugly facial expressions, smirking, winking, lying, faking of being inflicted with harm, showing of fear and terror for no apparent reason, and an inability to think or express rational thought and conversation.

The person throwin off such an episode is typically at or near the peak of their steroid cycle.
Judy: What the fuck is Angela’s Problem? She just got done fucking Rodney and now she is throwing plates and food and chairs all over the house.

Barb: She’s having a cunt roid rage. Shes nearing peak cycle and she hasnt had enough fat cock. Rodney has grissle dick and cant keep it up.

Jason had a cunt roid rage because he didnt like the pasta sauce and the service was slow. He started mouthing off to the waiter and manager, knocked the dishes off the table and then he peed in the lobby fish tank.
by ballplayer182 March 12, 2022
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Teep

What a dirty asian massage ho asks for in exchange for performing a sexual act
I geev you good massagw tou geev a good teep?

How much teep suh if i rub you here?
by ballplayer182 April 1, 2022
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Cougar chump

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022
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Dirty Ass Kunt Palmer

A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.
Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.

Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
by ballplayer182 March 18, 2022
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