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Kunt Dawggies

Noun: what you call people who are totally useless lowlifes with no style, no grit and have no chance at completing the road to vag cig. A group of jacknuts that think they are somehow relevant but they are totally worthless wastes of space and should be banned from modern civilized nations.
C Koa: what up cuz… hey u seen them cats roaming around the poop and pee courts the other day in the ville? Are they legit or…

D Per: Uh, Hell no! those are Kunt Dawggies. Total social retards that have nothing to offer but their Mackhard Kunt cuts and pathetically lame personalities. They should be deported into the most remote area of earth so we dont have to smell their vag cig stench ever again.
by ballplayer182 June 5, 2022
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Mission Vag Cig

A type of quest or journey in which the end goal is attaining a dirty stanky kukki vagina that has reached vag cig status. A cunthole that smells like a cigarette. Usually from a woman who smokes or a woman whose beaver box has had lit cigarettes places in it and or a lot of cig smoke blown into it.

The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.
Kukki Nig: hows that poon hunting goin dawg?

Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.
by ballplayer182 August 11, 2022
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Blown Out Asshole

When your deuce hole gets blown apart.
Heater nems: what happened to jojo bombs? She’s laying on the floor facedown with ass in the air?
Tookie: Dawg she got a blown out asshole from all them backdoor entry’s.
by ballplayer182 November 26, 2022
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Kukkiwon hookers and whores

Noun: a person who acts as a hooker or whore doing sex acts with the martial artists and instructors at the kukkiwon conplex where. This is generally the lowest form of sexual depravity as these prostitutes have the dirtiest stankiest kunt holes on the planet? Disease ridden and vag cig stench accompany these sluts
Higgy nems: wheres tushie hittin bombs these days?

Jbosh: Bro you havent heard? Hes out hittin them kukkiwon hookers And whores pretending to be a martial artist. He got rid of that Kearns kunt so he could savage with some kukky sluts.
by ballplayer182 May 3, 2022
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Mackhard Kunts

People who go to a barber who gives fagboy haircuts. Limp dicked low education tools who think that because they massively overpaid for a shittastic hair appointment all to look like a total douches that somehow they are cool.
Keymonny: Yo nigrums, look at that those koala fags tryna do pullups at the playground. Damn mass monsters!

Hulse puss: Brah, those are some o dem Mackhard Kunts. Total faggots who get those ratty ass cuts from those asshats at that shithole called mackhard.
by ballplayer182 May 6, 2022
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Road to Vag Cig

Noun: a process by which an individual seeks to achieve gaining access to a vag cig ( a vagina that smells like a cigarette). This process involves deep meditation, laser focus and very hard work. Only the most elite poon hunters can endeavor such a difficult struggle.
Butler nems: Ay nigga, whats heater nems gettin into these days??
Koala Dawggie: Yo Kunt, that mangina boys on a quest for a vag cig. Hes been hittin that road to vag cig like a true nig. Day and night hes out there huntin through all them stanky vags lookin for that true perfect vag cig. He aint gonna stop til he hits that cig stankin pussy.
by ballplayer182 May 6, 2022
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Teep

What a dirty asian massage ho asks for in exchange for performing a sexual act
I geev you good massagw tou geev a good teep?

How much teep suh if i rub you here?
by ballplayer182 April 1, 2022
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