Awardwhining

When an award recipient devotes an award to a cause

When awardwhining actor Marlon Brando won the Oscar for Best Actor, he devoted it to Native Americans.

by backotruck March 08, 2012

artifucked

The artifact that is discovered shortly before one realizes that one has spend their whole life searching for a single object.

Since Professeur Tibbins discovered the palantir, he has been in a wild depression. The palantir was his artifucked.

by backotruck November 07, 2011

take a sit

To sit on the toilet to shit, but nothing comes out. Result being 'a sit'.

It took Audrey 8 minutes to realize that she was in the bathroom only to take a sit, and nothing more.

by backotruck October 28, 2013

Negaphone

A device that functions similar to a megaphone, but outputs only negative sentences.

"SAVE THE WHALES" said a protester accidentally using a negaphone. "FUCK THAT BLACK CUNT" is what the audience heard.

by backotruck December 07, 2016

Fartistic License

When the result of a potentially objectionable wind break is justified on artistic grounds.

"JOHN, you farted during the wedding!!!"

"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."

by backotruck November 02, 2011

homophobiphobic

One who is afraid of homophobics.

Donald went to work downtown one day during the Gay Pride parade and there were many homophobics on the skywalk looking down while eating their Pinkberry. He avoided them as he is homophobiphobic.

by backotruck March 08, 2012

Paingel

Angels that fly around your head after you get knocked the fuck out.

Darius knew that he shouldn't have fucked with Trey after he woke up on the floor of the Arby's with 7-10 paingels flying about his head.

by backotruck May 12, 2013