liquid zoo

It's an aquarium.
Innocent pirate: (lisping) Mom, can we go to the liquid zoo?
Mom: You mean the aquarium?
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Oh no baby pirates

A saying in Snapchat captions after taking a picture of your baby and then drawing an eyepatch on the baby.
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a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.
Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.
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Goggles

What a baby pirate with a lisp wears in the pool. Worn with a swimsuit and swim diaper. Not to be confused with Google or giggles.
Baby pirate with lisp: Arrrr!! Arrrr!! Avatht mateyth!! Thwab the pool deck!!
Spongebob: (giggles) Your goggles are too loose. Tighten them please or the water will get in your eyes.
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Thathy

Thathy. That's sassy with a lisp.
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๐Ÿ™ˆ

See-No-Evil Monkey. One of the Three Wise Monkeys. An emoji that shy baby pirates use on Snapchat. Is shown as a shy monkey covering his eyes.
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mouth full of vaseline

When one speaks to you with a lisp and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person spits uncontrollably and has a lisp. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" with a lisp and cut one of these lispers off.
Man, that guy with a lisp was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?
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